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Funny Life Poems - Poems about Funny Life

Funny Life Poems - Examples of all types of poems about funny life to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for funny life.
Premium Member part of everyday life
while I am sitting here writing to you people are trying to steal your car, your house, your business , your best friends, your reputation, and your savings, not to mention your wife Try not worry...Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, business, car, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme



Oh Life
Oh! Life To make someone happy You have to lose your hapiness. Oh! Life To make someone succeed You have to sacrifice your time. Oh! Life To make someone proud You have to work hard. Life has many doors To...Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, 12th grade, africa, funny,
Form: Free verse
Cracked Iceberg
Chubby cream grubby against white ice Hungry somewhat clumsy polar bear heist Hopefully loping over to an asylum of seals ...Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, animal, cute, earth, funny,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member The Joker
The spotlight flashes funny flair on the showy sagged dress, miniature crimson cold sun stuck on the puckered porcelain face. An animated caricature captured in comical frail human figure, tramps round and round the circus arena to amuse. The...Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, funny, life, sad,
Form: Free verse
Like a Frog
up here it's foggy, you know. chaotic place of pure collision. here things converge for uncomfortable situations, broh. what seems legitimate loses its strength and will compose the broth of failures. what emerges from the fog insists on setting a new standard just...Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Oh My I Farted
I accidentally let one loose in places you wouldn't imagine last Sunday I left out a silent one in church it must not of smelled too bad, cause no one noticed while shopping at walmart a little one...Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, funny, life,
Form: Free verse
No Ones Left
If I go and say Im a good guy to all.. while it may be false.. I'm Probably about to.. stall.. in line. and fall with decline.....Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, appreciation, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme
Why Doesn'T Time Listens To Me
Why doesn't time listens to me? Time doesn't hear me, Even when in hurry, It doesn't obey to me, It drives me fiery, Why doesn't it listen to me? Even when it had to go slow,...Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, fun, funny, life, teen,
Form: Rhyme
Said the Cat - This Is An Earthquake
Said the Cat - this is an earthquake tumbling down the stairs I said to my self, even though I am fluffy I can still feel pain I know I am overweight but that is because Miss Robinson feeds me all this...Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, 12th grade, cat, death,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Spring Ahead
When time springs ahead, that's when I fall behind. I can't catch up with that hour; it has messed up my mind! I'll always be late, that you can count on. I'm just counting the days till I...Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, change, culture, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fish
Oh to be a fish, what a fine life it must be, Swimming all day long in its very own sea. Floating among the greens and the rocks, Diving for food with the eye of a hawk. If only...Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, anxiety, fish, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Freddie the Frog
Okay, I'm unserious today, no...in all seriousity I was daydreaming about bullschitt and wondered if it was 'produced' by bulls or bull frogs or even bull sharks and realized that it was magnificently manufactured in...Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, funny, life,
Form: Quatorzain
Life Is
Life is ups and it's downs, it's shorts and it's longs It's crooks and it's straights, ...Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, funny, life, silly,
Form: Rhyme
On One of Life's Totally Insignificant Incidents
I was walking back home through a park tonight when something happened that gave me fright. A big dog romped up and placed its teeth round my heel and then romped away without taking a bite. Good thing this...Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, animal, funny, life,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The End Is Near
THE END IS NEAR POSTED on a telephone pole FANCY FONT …THE END IS NEAR I slowed my pace dawdled and lollygagged pondered the possibilities ….“THE END OF WHAT????” My subscription to the “WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT QUARTERLY ,,,RENEWED, the glass of DOUBTS AND FEARS ….HALF FULL. The road...Read the rest...
Categories: funny life, funny, life,
Form: Free verse

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