Funny Life Poems - Poems about Funny Life

air rockets skyward uppercutting inside plastic neon flesh contorting at inhuman angles what does my body language spell? ankles anchored into the Earth to stay grounded as the wave of time and space crashes a flood of stagnant flux there is a symphony of...Read the rest...

while I am sitting here writing to you people are trying to steal your car, your house, your business , your best friends, your reputation, and your savings, not to mention your wife Try not worry...Read the rest...

Oh! Life To make someone happy You have to lose your hapiness. Oh! Life To make someone succeed You have to sacrifice your time. Oh! Life To make someone proud You have to work hard. Life has many doors To...Read the rest...

Chubby cream grubby against white ice Hungry somewhat clumsy polar bear heist Hopefully loping over to an asylum of seals ...Read the rest...

The spotlight flashes funny flair on the showy sagged dress, miniature crimson cold sun stuck on the puckered porcelain face. An animated caricature captured in comical frail human figure, tramps round and round the circus arena to amuse. The...Read the rest...

up here it's foggy, you know. chaotic place of pure collision. here things converge for uncomfortable situations, broh. what seems legitimate loses its strength and will compose the broth of failures. what emerges from the fog insists on setting a new standard just...Read the rest...

I accidentally let one loose in places you wouldn't imagine last Sunday I left out a silent one in church it must not of smelled too bad, cause no one noticed while shopping at walmart a little one...Read the rest...

If I go and say Im a good guy to all.. while it may be false.. I'm Probably about to.. stall.. in line. and fall with decline.....Read the rest...

Why doesn't time listens to me? Time doesn't hear me, Even when in hurry, It doesn't obey to me, It drives me fiery, Why doesn't it listen to me? Even when it had to go slow,...Read the rest...

Said the Cat - this is an earthquake tumbling down the stairs I said to my self, even though I am fluffy I can still feel pain I know I am overweight but that is because Miss Robinson feeds me all this...Read the rest...

When time springs ahead, that's when I fall behind. I can't catch up with that hour; it has messed up my mind! I'll always be late, that you can count on. I'm just counting the days till I...Read the rest...

Oh to be a fish, what a fine life it must be, Swimming all day long in its very own sea. Floating among the greens and the rocks, Diving for food with the eye of a hawk. If only...Read the rest...

Okay, I'm unserious today, no...in all seriousity I was daydreaming about bullschitt and wondered if it was 'produced' by bulls or bull frogs or even bull sharks and realized that it was magnificently manufactured in...Read the rest...

Life is ups and it's downs, it's shorts and it's longs It's crooks and it's straights, ...Read the rest...

I was walking back home through a park tonight when something happened that gave me fright. A big dog romped up and placed its teeth round my heel and then romped away without taking a bite. Good thing this...Read the rest...