Funny Life Poems | Examples

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The,goof fee

At the chime
of Father time
if you goof
with mind aloof
slave to fate
plans stalled late
Master will charge
like Madame Defarge.

Premium Member HARD KNOCKS-

Hard knocks, a child runs fall on the porch into the door

A Hard knock on the door, it's the police
A Hard knock on the I've been lock out
A healthy play outside, seek a d hide
A playing hard child, running wild full of fun, play and water
A hard knock on the door, cause he's got to potty

4/20/26
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2026

Afrikaaps Monoku : 1

Almal moet hul hol self af vas, met hul uie hande.

[ Translation : Everyone must wipe their own buttocks, with their own hands. -// Afrikaaps is an Idiomatic Language. The monoku basically means : one has to take responsibility for one’s own problems. This translation here is a direct English translation, which does not translate the meaning. ]


TO BE A FOOL IS TOO DIFFICULT

To be a fool is too difficult
You can't always think unwise
It comes to little sense when you think only stupid.
You can't simply reject when a Lass smiles
If a fool, you shun. If wise, you smile.
(May the vice versa – fool may smile at the lovely Lass.) 
Then comes a thousand trouble
You were wise when you smiled back
You are now a fool while in love.
Your senses tell you; you are a fool to be in love.
Tells your heart you are fair at heart.
Decide you are a fool or wise?
It takes a lot to be a fool--- a full-fledged fool.
It makes sense to be a fool sometime 
That sense makes you a wise person
As it needs much wit to be wise
For both live in dreams.
Fool dreams and dreams to dream
The wise dreams and works to materialize the dream
So that the fool can eat the fruits of his wisdom.
Have you decided to be a fool or wise?
Don't be too wise to be a fool.

Court Jester

You joined the Navy.
I joined the circus. 
I was always a clown, 
and you were always 
so serious.

Monday

Monday makes a jolt 
Waking up a new week
A sudden pesty reminder 
That life is more than sleep.


About A Joke

Be careful when you joke 
Not everyone can accept our way 
Choose to get along when act like funny
It's keeping safe than being harm
Observing one's reaction is wisdom
A lesson of life is joy not wasted
If people don't like it, stop it
Don't repeat it again.

Woman's Lament

When will it ever end, the working, cleaning, and washing.

Why was I born to be a slave to the working, cleaning, and washing.

One day it will all be gone, the working, cleaning, and washing.

When I go to an early grave, because of working, cleaning, and washing.

Food Pack Note

Do not eat my lunch
I have seven shrimps and
Five thousand ten rice.

Primary Colours

Something has been written, I am sure
Of the power of joy
Of the scent of sorrow 
Of the sound of shame.

Something has been written, I am sure
Of the feel of forgetting
Of the shades of loss
Of the taste of pain.

Something has been written, I am sure
Of all such things, but more
Of the colours love and doubt
What else may poets write about?

Premium Member Ballad for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube-Man

air rockets skyward
uppercutting inside
plastic neon flesh
contorting at inhuman angles
what does my body language spell?

ankles anchored into the Earth
to stay grounded as the wave
of time and space crashes
a flood of stagnant flux

there is a symphony of bones
snapping and cracking
in twisted orchestrations
the act of existing for me
is a resilient demonstration

Premium Member part of everyday life

while I am sitting here writing  to you 
people are trying to steal 

your car, your house,
your business , your best friends, your reputation, 
and your savings, 

not to mention your wife

Try not worry too much about it 
It is just becoming part of everyday life

Oh Life

Oh! Life
To make someone happy
You have to lose your hapiness.

Oh! Life 
To make someone succeed 
You have to sacrifice your time.

Oh! Life 
To make someone proud 
You have to work hard.

Life has many doors 
To come in and out.

Some people take life serious
 Life take  them stupid and
 throw them down.

Some people take life for granted 
Life take them so serious 
And up lift them. 

May 10/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe 
Mussabwa Chris

Cracked Iceberg

Chubby cream grubby against white ice
      Hungry somewhat clumsy polar bear heist
      Hopefully loping over to an asylum of seals
      Tusked beasts bound to become tasty meals
      

      Damp nose oscillates, catch tongue anticipates
      Hook claws extend, jagging his cumbersome gait
      Ungainly angle rotates blundering bear ballerina
      Jaws roar frustrated, mishap sadly signals dinner
     

      Jolly bodied, barrel stocky well insulated brood
      Swivel protruding chests to avoid being food
      Fear pulls polar threat away, phew! - Relax
      Pack pacify, raft drifts after cold cracks

 
      Snowy blows his nose with hankie huge paws
      Lucky that chubby has arms strong as oars
      Iceberg dips, whiskers twitch while wishing
      Imminent swim success - in frigid fishing





              8th March 2023
                    Written for Contest: Cracked
              Sponsor: Anthony Biaanco

Premium Member The Joker

The spotlight flashes funny flair 
on the showy sagged dress,
miniature crimson cold sun stuck 
on the puckered porcelain face.
An animated caricature captured
in comical frail human figure,
tramps round and round 
the circus arena to amuse. 

The sprightly body swivels 
in flexed shuffle of acrobatics,
sleight of supple hands performs 
the perfect act of jugglery,
but the labored buffoonery 
of the funny fragile joker,
falls flat as flakes of stale joke 
on the silent spectators. 

Before the neon lights go out 
in the last show and the curtain falls,
the slapsticks peel slowly
the paint off his sweaty face,
unmask the trail of tears 
he has long shed un-noticed.
He leaves the stage singing a song, 
the lyric written by his broken heart.

The uproar of laughter at long last
explodes with claps in the gallery,
the applause hails the joker, 
left to live the comedy of life.

____________________

September 15, 2022
For A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Contest

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