Short Funny Life Poems
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scales don't lie
off with the clothes, bathe, shave..
augh!!
I know it isn't true to form!!!
If priests sold used cars and
Used car salesmen sold heaven’s land
Would you get a better warranty of faith -
In hand
getting to that age
where I just may
wake up dead
version 2:
getting to that age
where I just may
wake up death
One day in summer
We were eating a jackfruit
Suddenly some flies
Smelling odor from somewhere
Came as the unwanted guests.
When Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each one had a quarter
Jill came down with fifty cents
I thought they went for water
I ain't got nutt'en to say,
I be shy, an scared anyway,
To public speak,
My mind too weak,
I'll only go on if you pay...
eyes of deepest blue
lips sweet as maple syrup...
his dog loves him too
Jousting courses -
Knight classes available.
If you rise above your station,
You'll never catch that subway train.
Don't get me up tomorrow,
Don't bother to set an alarm,
These days of boredom and suffering,
Have lost all of their charm.
she walked stiff legged
balancing with difficulty...
wearing stilettoes
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If I go and say Im a good guy to all.. while it may be false.. I'm Probably about to.. stall.. in line. and fall with decline..
I aspired to be inspired,
So I labored all the day.
No inspiration--just perspiration,
I guess I'd better use the spray
Form:
G for God -
G for ganja!
G for good -
G for ganja!
G for great -
G for ganja!
G for gold -
G for ganja!
I wonder
What a stanza!
Here lies my body well rested;
The day is done and so am I.
And might I say that God is sly;
Tis not the rest I requested.
Weekly weigh-in
Feet hit the pavement
Spaces-Imagism..per Brian Strand
Thought I'd try it, hope I got it right.
After seasoned hours in the kitchen
the cook hates to hear.."please pass the salt"
For the PASS contest....
Papa, you should blame me not
For you were kissing that girl,
Your ins and out’s got you caught hot
That’s why Mama rocked your world
The Hands Around my neck
Increasing its hold with every second
Malady of Kronos
Emit a cry for yesterday'
Clocks aren't all that bad
dragons fly
burning fodder
land hoe.
sea gulls fly
over water
"Land Ho!"
pesky fly
dodging swatter
"Land! Ho!"
deborah burch©
4/11/2012
At the chime
of Father time
if you goof
with mind aloof
slave to fate
plans stalled late
Master will charge
like Madame Defarge.
Please friends, try not to laugh,
I know, and I'm painfully aware;
it's never been on my own behalf
That I so often fall down the stair.
There once was a lady from Cali
Born and raised in the Valley
She married a dude
With a bad attitude
So divorce was her grand finale
There's a gal named PamelaKaye
Her writing style, poetic buffet
A sweet Texas tart
Who has a big heart
And a buttocks the size of Bombay
There’s a man you know as Hugh West
Writing poetry is what he does best
But then I reckon
Poetry is second
To eyeing my voluptuous chest
I drink
way too much wine
today
I woke up
with,
a cork - in my mouth
I pulled it out
smelt
the end
too young
corked it again
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