Success Funny Poems

     Stretched out,
     On a daycare cot.
     Told to take a nap,
 ...

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I have a plan
Yes it may be unconventional,
But as a fan
I assure you its success will be intentional.

Most of you may know me
My talent feted...

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"It is so easy to make resolutions, but to keep them is an uphill task"~ By Poet

We take new resolutions on each New Year’s Day,
But...

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Chubby cream grubby against white ice
      Hungry somewhat clumsy polar bear heist
      Hopefully loping over...

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"funny"


phonetically he

just wrote

phuck...

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At the MC1R Mutation Station
Like everywhere else, we’re fighting inflation
This economy sure does take it’s tolls
A few cutbacks, but within regulation 

 Just to meet...

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don't give in to temptation this week  anticipation is half the fun
its easy to suffer in silence  if they know you are suffering
seek...

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Its’ Halloween, I am waiting for the fairy queen,
      She is my aunt, but mostly drunk.
    ...

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Questions

What defines... success?
Is it how many people you know. 
Is it where you have been, 
or where you will go? 

Is it who you talk...

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I strain against the rising tide
    But I find no solace there.
My only hope for some success
    Is to...

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Perseverance, ingenuity: hallmarks of great mind...
Examples which we Earthlings are expecting more to find.
As NASA's news now streams from Mars, where there is little air
And...

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Justin Von Depathos strode across the ballroom floor 
To sit with Carlton Vishizwa and Charlotte Genivieve, 
While I watched, in silent fascination, from the door,
The...

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Two young boys read about gold and adventure,     this started a life long obsession.                 ...

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Mister Bean's an iconic success, sir
He's an outrageous comic professor --
  Just watch his vids on You Tube
  He fakes being a dumb...

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My wife said to me
She didn't feel well,
And if I don't mind, would I cook.
I told her to lay down
And have a good rest,
While I...

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