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My Turn To Cook

My wife said to me She didn't feel well, And if I don't mind, would I cook. I told her to lay down And have a good rest, While I get my new cookery book. So she went to lie down, And I went for my book. Oh what a surprise, I was in luck. Hiding behind my new cookery book Was a menu from a good takeaway. So I waited an hour, Then sprinkled some flour, Then ordered a pizza,that day!

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Eve Roper

Date: 12/20/2020 9:24:00 PM

I love your way of cooking, Simon. Congratulations on your win. Hugs Eve

Simon Hamill
Date: 12/21/2020 3:10:00 AM

Hi eve.thank you.i really hope you are feeling better.i heard you had been through a lot .take care and have a really great christmas.simon:)

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/19/2020 3:27:00 PM

Lol!Simon, Congratulations on your winning write. Perhaps cooking lessons? Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year:-) Alexis

Simon Hamill
Date: 12/21/2020 3:05:00 AM

Thank you.it was fun to write. All the best for Xmas and the new year.simon:)

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/19/2020 3:58:00 AM

Simon, congratulations on your winning placement with your sweet and funny story!

Simon Hamill
Date: 12/19/2020 5:01:00 AM

Thank you.i wrote it for a laugh for my wife.hope you have a great xmas.take care.simon.:)

Jan Allison

Date: 11/18/2020 12:16:00 AM

ha ha ha love your creative cookery lol:-) going to 'make' my son a birthday cake today - courtesy of Betty Crocker cake mix .. but i put it together so guess I make it as I have done so for the last 20 yrs or so its his favourite lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Simon Hamill
Date: 11/18/2020 3:36:00 AM

Lol.im great at ordering pizza.. But I do help sometimes.haha. Take care jan.simon :)