Simon Hamill Poet Rhyme

My Turn To Cook

My wife said to me
She didn't feel well,
And if I don't mind, would I cook.
I told her to lay down
And have a good rest,
While I get my new cookery book.
So she went to lie down,
And I went for my book.
Oh what a surprise,
I was in luck.
Hiding behind my new cookery book
Was a menu from a good takeaway.
So I waited an hour,
Then sprinkled some flour,
Then ordered a pizza,that day!

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Eve Roper December 20, 2020 at 9:24 PM I love your way of cooking, Simon. Congratulations on your win. Hugs Eve Simon Hamill December 21, 2020 at 3:10 AM Hi eve.thank you.i really hope you are feeling better.i heard you had been through a lot .take care and have a really great christmas.simon:)

Alexis Y. December 19, 2020 at 3:27 PM Lol!Simon, Congratulations on your winning write. Perhaps cooking lessons? Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year:-) Alexis Simon Hamill December 21, 2020 at 3:05 AM Thank you.it was fun to write. All the best for Xmas and the new year.simon:)

Tania Kitchin December 19, 2020 at 3:58 AM Simon, congratulations on your winning placement with your sweet and funny story! Simon Hamill December 19, 2020 at 5:01 AM Thank you.i wrote it for a laugh for my wife.hope you have a great xmas.take care.simon.:)

Jan Allison November 18, 2020 at 12:16 AM ha ha ha love your creative cookery lol:-) going to 'make' my son a birthday cake today - courtesy of Betty Crocker cake mix .. but i put it together so guess I make it as I have done so for the last 20 yrs or so its his favourite lol:-) hugs Jan xx Simon Hamill November 18, 2020 at 3:36 AM Lol.im great at ordering pizza.. But I do help sometimes.haha. Take care jan.simon :)

Emilia James October 27, 2020 at 5:22 AM ha ha the modern cook hack of today lol, made me chuckle your poem, Thank you, Emilia : ) Simon Hamill October 27, 2020 at 6:32 AM Thank you Emilia.it made me smile writing it.lol.simon

Darlene De Beaulieu October 23, 2020 at 11:30 AM Hello Simon Hamill, oh you ordered a pizza! Well I guess she will never know. Enjoy your day my friend. Darlene De Beaulieu October 24, 2020 at 11:59 AM Hello Simion, yes i se her sniling. Enjoy your day my friend. Simon Hamill October 23, 2020 at 12:14 PM Thank you.i just wrote it to make my wife smile.simon