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My turn to cook

My wife said to me She didn't feel well, And if I don't mind, would I cook. I told her to lay down And have a good rest, While I get my new cookery book. So she went to lie down, And I went for my book. Oh what a surprise, I was in luck. Hiding behind my new cookery book Was a menu from a good takeaway. So I waited an hour, Then sprinkled some flour, Then ordered a pizza,that day!

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Date: 12/20/2020 9:24:00 PM
I love your way of cooking, Simon. Congratulations on your win. Hugs Eve
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Simon Hamill
Date: 12/21/2020 3:10:00 AM
Hi eve.thank you.i really hope you are feeling better.i heard you had been through a lot .take care and have a really great christmas.simon:)
Date: 12/19/2020 3:27:00 PM
Lol!Simon, Congratulations on your winning write. Perhaps cooking lessons? Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year:-) Alexis
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Simon Hamill
Date: 12/21/2020 3:05:00 AM
Thank you.it was fun to write. All the best for Xmas and the new year.simon:)
Date: 12/19/2020 3:58:00 AM
Simon, congratulations on your winning placement with your sweet and funny story!
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Simon Hamill
Date: 12/19/2020 5:01:00 AM
Thank you.i wrote it for a laugh for my wife.hope you have a great xmas.take care.simon.:)
Date: 11/18/2020 12:16:00 AM
ha ha ha love your creative cookery lol:-) going to 'make' my son a birthday cake today - courtesy of Betty Crocker cake mix .. but i put it together so guess I make it as I have done so for the last 20 yrs or so its his favourite lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Simon Hamill
Date: 11/18/2020 3:36:00 AM
Lol.im great at ordering pizza.. But I do help sometimes.haha. Take care jan.simon :)
Date: 10/27/2020 5:22:00 AM
ha ha the modern cook hack of today lol, made me chuckle your poem, Thank you, Emilia : )
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Simon Hamill
Date: 10/27/2020 6:32:00 AM
Thank you Emilia.it made me smile writing it.lol.simon
Date: 10/23/2020 11:30:00 AM
Hello Simon Hamill, oh you ordered a pizza! Well I guess she will never know. Enjoy your day my friend.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 10/24/2020 11:59:00 AM
Hello Simion, yes i se her sniling. Enjoy your day my friend.
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Simon Hamill
Date: 10/23/2020 12:14:00 PM
Thank you.i just wrote it to make my wife smile.simon