Mc1r Mutation Station 1: the Factory

At the MC1R Mutation Station Like everywhere else, we’re fighting inflation This economy sure does take it’s tolls A few cutbacks, but within regulation Just to meet our minimum sales goals We started shipping product without any souls They may also come with a few freckles less Not many noticed, according to our polls We tried to ship faster to boost our success With a new promo called the ginger express Still not as quick as that hot-tempered mail man…. His delivery speed is one to impress In a cost saving effort for our new plan The current shipment will only burn and not tan They can, although, make their own vitamin D Saves on natural sun light for their life span There was a shipping error at the factory The Emerald Isle put in an order you see We shipped 10 times the amount there instead They’ll stay as per our no return policy We soon hope to put these cutbacks to bed Our product really is as great as they’ve said Industry led in all things chic and unique This brand new batch of clever, feisty, redhead For all fellow Redheads that have trouble with automatic doors, cheers!