Funny Life Poems - Poems about Funny Life

Court Jester

You joined the Navy.
I joined the circus. 
I was always a clown, 
and you were always 
so serious.

Monday

Monday makes a jolt 
Waking up a new week
A sudden pesty reminder 
That life is more than sleep.

About A Joke

Be careful when you joke 
Not everyone can accept our way 
Choose to get along when act like funny
It's keeping safe than being harm
Observing one's reaction is wisdom
A lesson of life is joy not wasted
If people don't like it, stop it
Don't repeat it again.

Woman's Lament

When will it ever end, the working, cleaning, and washing.

Why was I born to be a slave to the working, cleaning, and washing.

One day it will all be gone, the working, cleaning, and washing.

When I go to an early grave, because of working, cleaning, and washing.

Food Pack Note

Do not eat my lunch
I have seven shrimps and
Five thousand ten rice.

Primary Colours

Something has been written, I am sure
Of the power of joy
Of the scent of sorrow 
Of the sound of shame.

Something has been written, I am sure
Of the feel of forgetting
Of the shades of loss
Of the taste of pain.

Something has been written, I am sure
Of all such things, but more
Of the colours love and doubt
What else

Ballad for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube-Man

air rockets skyward
uppercutting inside
plastic neon flesh
contorting at inhuman angles
what does my body language spell?

ankles anchored into the Earth
to stay grounded as the wave
of time and space crashes
a flood of stagnant flux

there is a symphony of bones
snapping and cracking
in twisted orchestrations
the act of existing for me
is a resilient demonstration

part of everyday life

while I am sitting here writing  to you 
people are trying to steal 

your car, your house,
your business , your best friends, your reputation, 
and your savings, 

not to mention your wife

Try not worry too much about it 
It is just becoming part of everyday life

Oh Life

Oh! Life
To make someone happy
You have to lose your hapiness.

Oh! Life 
To make someone succeed 
You have to sacrifice your time.

Oh! Life 
To make someone proud 
You have to work hard.

Life has many doors 
To come in and out.

Some people take life serious
 Life take  them stupid and
 throw them down.

Some people take life for granted

Cracked Iceberg

Chubby cream grubby against white ice
      Hungry somewhat clumsy polar bear heist
      Hopefully loping over to an asylum of seals
      Tusked beasts bound to become tasty meals
      

      Damp nose

The Joker

The spotlight flashes funny flair 
on the showy sagged dress,
miniature crimson cold sun stuck 
on the puckered porcelain face.
An animated caricature captured
in comical frail human figure,
tramps round and round 
the circus arena to amuse. 

The sprightly body swivels 
in flexed shuffle of acrobatics,
sleight of supple hands performs 
the perfect act of jugglery,
but the labored buffoonery

Like a Frog

up here it's foggy, you know.
chaotic place of pure collision.
here things converge
for uncomfortable situations, broh.
what seems legitimate loses its strength
and will compose the broth of failures.
what emerges from the fog
insists on setting a new standard
just to quickly submerge
splashing in the mud like a frog
replaced by another misguided orientation.
I already asked the brain:
Isn't it time to

Oh My I Farted

I accidentally let one loose 
in places you wouldn't imagine

last Sunday I left out a silent one in church
it must not of smelled too bad, cause no one noticed

while shopping at walmart 
a little one squeaked it's way out 
thank goodness i was in the clothing department
and not the grocery
someone might of thought the food

No Ones Left

If I go and say Im a good guy to all.. while it may be false.. I'm Probably about to.. stall.. in line. and fall with decline..

Why Doesn'T Time Listens To Me

Why doesn't time listens to me?

Time doesn't hear me, 
Even when in hurry, 
It doesn't obey to me, 
It drives me fiery, 
Why doesn't it listen to me? 

Even when it had to go slow, 
It would tell no, 
Even when it was told to wait, 
It would pelt, 
Why doesn't it listen to me?

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