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Funny Life Poems - Poems about Funny Life

About A Joke
Be careful when you joke Not everyone can accept our way Choose to get along when act like funny It's keeping safe than being harm Observing one's reaction is wisdom A lesson of life is joy not wasted If people don't like it, stop it Don't repeat it again....

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Categories: funny life, funny, life, wisdom,
Form: Free verse
Woman's Lament
When will it ever end, the working, cleaning, and washing. Why was I born to be a slave to the working, cleaning, and washing. One day it will all be gone, the working, cleaning, and washing. When I go to an early grave, because of working, cleaning, and washing. ...

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Categories: funny life, feelings, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme



Food Pack Note
Do not eat my lunch I have seven shrimps and Five thousand ten rice....

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Categories: funny life, food, funny, life,
Form: Senryu
Primary Colours
Something has been written, I am sure Of the power of joy Of the scent of sorrow Of the sound of shame. Something has been written, I am sure Of the feel of forgetting Of the shades of loss Of the taste of pain. Something has been written, I am sure Of all such things, but more Of the colours love and doubt What else...

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Categories: funny life, emotions, faith, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ballad for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube-Man
air rockets skyward uppercutting inside plastic neon flesh contorting at inhuman angles what does my body language spell? ankles anchored into the Earth to stay grounded as the wave of time and space crashes a flood of stagnant flux there is a symphony of bones snapping and cracking in twisted orchestrations the act of existing for me is a resilient demonstration...

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Categories: funny life, allegory, anxiety, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member part of everyday life
while I am sitting here writing to you people are trying to steal your car, your house, your business , your best friends, your reputation, and your savings, not to mention your wife Try not worry too much about it It is just becoming part of everyday life...

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Categories: funny life, business, car, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme
Oh Life
Oh! Life To make someone happy You have to lose your hapiness. Oh! Life To make someone succeed You have to sacrifice your time. Oh! Life To make someone proud You have to work hard. Life has many doors To come in and out. Some people take life serious  Life take them stupid and  throw them down. Some people take life for granted...

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Categories: funny life, 12th grade, africa, funny,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Cracked Iceberg
Chubby cream grubby against white ice Hungry somewhat clumsy polar bear heist Hopefully loping over to an asylum of seals Tusked beasts bound to become tasty meals Damp nose...

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Categories: funny life, animal, cute, earth, funny,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member The Joker
The spotlight flashes funny flair on the showy sagged dress, miniature crimson cold sun stuck on the puckered porcelain face. An animated caricature captured in comical frail human figure, tramps round and round the circus arena to amuse. The sprightly body swivels in flexed shuffle of acrobatics, sleight of supple hands performs the perfect act of jugglery, but the labored buffoonery...

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Categories: funny life, funny, life, sad,
Form: Free verse
Like a Frog
up here it's foggy, you know. chaotic place of pure collision. here things converge for uncomfortable situations, broh. what seems legitimate loses its strength and will compose the broth of failures. what emerges from the fog insists on setting a new standard just to quickly submerge splashing in the mud like a frog replaced by another misguided orientation. I already asked the brain: Isn't it time to...

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Categories: funny life, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Oh My I Farted
I accidentally let one loose in places you wouldn't imagine last Sunday I left out a silent one in church it must not of smelled too bad, cause no one noticed while shopping at walmart a little one squeaked it's way out thank goodness i was in the clothing department and not the grocery someone might of thought the food...

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Categories: funny life, funny, life,
Form: Free verse
No Ones Left
If I go and say Im a good guy to all.. while it may be false.. I'm Probably about to.. stall.. in line. and fall with decline.....

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Categories: funny life, appreciation, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme
Why Doesn'T Time Listens To Me
Why doesn't time listens to me? Time doesn't hear me, Even when in hurry, It doesn't obey to me, It drives me fiery, Why doesn't it listen to me? Even when it had to go slow, It would tell no, Even when it was told to wait, It would pelt, Why doesn't it listen to me?...

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Categories: funny life, fun, funny, life, teen,
Form: Rhyme
Said the Cat - This Is An Earthquake
Said the Cat - this is an earthquake tumbling down the stairs I said to my self, even though I am fluffy I can still feel pain I know I am overweight but that is because Miss Robinson feeds me all this good stuff. The further I fell the more painful it was. I taught I am definitely going to die. When I hit the...

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Categories: funny life, 12th grade, cat, death,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Spring Ahead
When time springs ahead, that's when I fall behind. I can't catch up with that hour; it has messed up my mind! I'll always be late, that you can count on. I'm just counting the days till I hear Winter's song. No, I don't like early dark, but I want my hour back. There are things I could have done...

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Categories: funny life, change, culture, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme

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