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Premium Member The Guardians Of Flat Earth


The champions of flatness,
stand  alongside the rotating lunacy,
assert to protect the earth’s edges 
from the domination of roundness.

They congregate paradoxically in rings,
proclaim that the curvature is a delusion,
gravity is a hearsay in critical conspiracy
of circular minds caged within a sphere.

The horizon stretches along horizontal line, 
marks the perimeter of the planar world, 
beyond which the clouds disappear into abyss,
the basin holding the contained oceans.

At the frozen fringes of the flat atlas 
lies the great ring of the ice walls, 
the boundary keeping the world from falling 
into the celestial silent nothingness.

Flat Earth? Totally level mate!

.They think they've got us neatly fooled,By global maps and globes in school.But look outside, it's plain to see,The ground is flat as it can be.If we were spinning out in space,We’d all be flying off the place.The water would just spill right out,Of every lake and water spout.And don't get started on the moon,Or NASA’s giant space balloon.They hide the ice wall at the edge,With penguins guarding on the ledge.It’s just a giant dinner plate,No spinning core or heavy weight.So drop the math and look outside,There is no curve for them to hide.

Premium Member Flat Earth Ruminations

they can't slip one past me
intellectuals, smarty-pantses
I know what my eyes can see
it's ninth grade geometry
good thing pilots and sailors know 
the top of the earth is flat
I'm not sure about the bottom
where the roots hang through
on top, there's a hemisphere
that's where you see the sun and moon
why don't they bump?
only God knows
9th grade geometry works on a flat surface
Horace Greeley said it 
go west like Magellan
circumnavigate the world
you end up in the same place
you avoid the edge
where monsters be
you've gone in a wide circle
I live in the center of the world
and cut a smaller circle
only thing I haven't figured out 
what keeps the ocean water
from draining off the edge?


nonsense

FLAT EARTH VS. GLOBAL

I don't believe the earth is flat 
I'm not a scientist but it's a sure bet
That no matter how far one travels
No one has fallen over the edge as of yet

I often wonder if the flat earth society
Have memberships around the globe
How would they explain that phenomenon
The truth would sooner or later unfold

My sister and brother in law 
Regularly hike the "Abby grind"
I'm sure when they are climbing, the flatness
Of the earth is not prominent in their mind

Though the flat earthers have some very good points
Like the earth is 71% H2o
Maybe in a sense it is flat
Because it's not carbonated, we know

When I was in school we learned the earth is round
But I'm from Sasatchewan, born and raised
And my world is definitely pancake flat
That's the situation here, that I've appraised

DJC Dec 23/25

An Open Letter to the Flat Earth Society

Do you sometimes use GPS
To navigate your flat world?
Did you ever wonder how all those satellites
Get around to the underside?

Do you use a flush toilet
Or a siphon?
See, fluids can sometimes run uphill.
Your “the Amazon River is flat” theory
Fails to hold water.

Did you ever consider an Antarctic cruise?
Did you ever want to sail around the South Pole?
You could look out for the ice-wall
That you think holds the oceans in.

Do you recognize a metaphor?
When the Bible talks about the
“Four corners of the Earth”,
It’s an idiom for distant lands,
Or is your world-view ‘square’?

Every other celestial body we can see is round.
Why should the Earth be so different?
Phases of the Moon,
Pictures of Earth taken by astronauts,
The “celestial spheres” really are spherical.

If you need a book to tell you what is real,
Try a physics book.
If you need a tool to discern what is right,
Try logic or experiment.
Try to see beyond the horizon.
If your world is really constricted
To what you can see from your limited view,
Then, perhaps, start walking.

Shepherds Of The Plane

Humanity still struggles to comprehend
That all life on earth is for us to tend
We must cease our pillaging of this great land
Instead, care for all life as it was planned
 
We are the shepherds of the plane
Our destructive behaviour is beyond insane
There’s a reason we are the most evolved
Ain’t a problem for us that can’t be solved
 
Supremely created by our father above
Our little hearts are capable of so much love
Solely responsible for the earth’s almighty pain
We are the shepherds of the plane
 
A golden age is upon us; soon we’ll understand
Back to nature we are going; immense change is at hand
Our soul vibration will soon increase
As we stand on the precipice of wondrous peace
 
New forests will emerge, and greenery will flourish
A bountiful world to thrive and nourish
Water’s will sparkle once more for Mother Earth
A new beginning is at hand, a welcome rebirth

We are the shepherds of this great plane
The devil grips us no more; we’ve broken the chain
Freed from the shackles of our crippling fears
Together, we weep in a sea of glorious tears


Premium Member Flat Earth

Most cat guardians would agree that the earth is not flat,
for if it was, cats would have knocked everything off of the planet.

Premium Member The Flat Earth Society

Have a question for my friends out there
Are we sure the Earth is round
There's a number of clever people that exist
That think this theory isn't sound

Even with all the evidence available to them
They think it's a hoax or scheme
To control us peons to question the facts
Which are totally absurd as they seem

The visual proof is available to all on Earth
Heavenly bodies spin on their axis
To believe The Flat Earth Society could be
Still be holding to this madness

There is no accounting for the strangeness
Of those with this misguided belief
The proof lies directly within their vision
Yet this fallousy does not cease

a repost

Flat Earth Or Not

It is not the ever sustaining heart of earth in which to confide,
for it brings forward all that is given into simple trust decide.
It is the soul of heaven which is the only trust and guaranteeing, 
for it assimilates all in its own individual being.
To believe or not is the choice and freewill,
happiness is its own spirit being, seeking for itself to still. 
Arguing and trying to prove the logic mysteries,
knowledge by ignorance claimed throughout histories.
Those who trying to prove their belief is superior,
to the faith of another does not know the ultimate ulterior.
Beliefs are part of freewill and in its perfection turns to faith,
great teachers and seers write about that aid.
The right to know the truth in the affairs of this world,
fighting for ever not seeing the total of life impearled.
The supreme existing law is that all is just and right,
not that one can proclaim it, but only to be understood to all might.
It is not evidence which gives belief,
it is all that above evidence is the true relief.
Culminating into the sustenance of spirit,
and nothing is anymore to fear it.

Premium Member Flat Earth Society

Exoplanets are planets beyond our solar system
Whoa, my mind is blown, I'm still a flat-earth victim 
Earth is flat as we allege
Watch you don't fall off the edge
It's so bloody obvious, what's the matter with you pilgrims

What's the Point

Some people say the world is round, some say the world is flat. 
But once the truth is learned of it, what's gonna be done with that. 

Will the knowledge make a difference to the state the world is in? 
If so, why not simply tell us just how and where to begin? 

Will it give us a direction to go or an idea of where to run? 
A place to hide and shield ourselves until the fighting's done. 

What about the water to drink and food to feed our young? 
To know of this, Will it help to decide which people to be among? 

What's the point of who's facing right or left, upward or looking down? 
As of now no matter the direction I turn, my feet are on the ground. 

There's so many more important and urgent issues to decide. 
This "MUST" a be topic of concern of those with time to bide. 

Not to undermine, there must be a secret to this somehow... somewhere. 
Because there are people out here making bombs that are nuclear!!!

Premium Member Flat Earth

Flat Earth versus Round Earth,
is such a waste of time and effort.
If indisputable evidence were presented that earth is flat,
how would humanity benefit from that?
There would still be war, crime and poverty.
The planet would still be plundered for profits in the name of greed.
Flat Earthers are in my opinion,
insecure people desperatly seeking approval and attention.

Premium Member Flat Earth

“I'll follow you to the ends of the earth” is a very old line
But recently, it's been discovered earth is round, would take a long time
Sounds good on paper
But methinks this caper
Could mean death crossing by dinghy the ocean brine

Emergency Meeting of Flat Earth Society

Called meeting of Flat Earth Society 
The Enclosed Earth theory must refute
As well Hollow Earth theory to dispute
and that dag nab round earth futility

It's clear as dirt we must confute
That old thingamajig gravity
Which with not our abacus compute
So how can we on an earth agree

Such a problem the enclosed earth theory,
Where we are all living in a Truman Show,
And of the hollow earth so very weary,
To this silliness in the trash throw.

Then all scientists and fools will flock
To see us clinging to this flatty rock.

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