Flat Earth Poems - Poems about Flat Earth

Do you sometimes use GPS To navigate your flat world? Did you ever wonder how all those satellites Get around to the underside? Do you use a flush toilet Or a siphon? See, fluids can sometimes run uphill. Your “the Amazon River is flat” theory Fails to hold water. Did you ever consider an Antarctic cruise? Did you ever want to sail around the South...

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Humanity still struggles to comprehend That all life on earth is for us to tend We must cease our pillaging of this great land Instead, care for all life as it was planned We are the shepherds of the plane Our destructive behaviour is beyond insane There’s a reason we are the most evolved Ain’t a problem for us that can’t...

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Most cat guardians would agree that the earth is not flat, for if it was, cats would have knocked everything off of the planet....

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*** Truly? *** As Trump continues trying to explain, And science will truly someday Get it right to prove: That life is a matter of enchantment, That mirrors do know Who is the fairest of them all; That any “Save the Earth” green Movement is voiced by the devil, Because it’s his realm afterall And the Earth is here to...

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Have a question for my friends out there Are we sure the Earth is round There's a number of clever people that exist That think this theory isn't sound Even with all the evidence available to them They think it's a hoax or scheme To control us peons to question the facts Which are totally absurd as they seem The visual proof is...

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It is not the ever sustaining heart of earth in which to confide, for it brings forward all that is given into simple trust decide. It is the soul of heaven which is the only trust and guaranteeing, for it assimilates all in its own individual being. To believe or not is the choice and freewill, happiness is its...

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Exoplanets are planets beyond our solar system Whoa, my mind is blown, I'm still a flat-earth victim Earth is flat as we allege Watch you don't fall off the edge It's so bloody obvious, what's the matter with you pilgrims...

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Some people say the world is round, some say the world is flat. But once the truth is learned of it, what's gonna be done with that. Will the knowledge make a difference to the state the world is in? If so, why not simply tell us just how and where to begin? Will it...

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Flat Earth versus Round Earth, is such a waste of time and effort. If indisputable evidence were presented that earth is flat, how would humanity benefit from that? There would still be war, crime and poverty. The planet would still be plundered for profits in the name of greed. Flat Earthers are in my opinion, insecure people desperatly seeking approval and attention....

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“I'll follow you to the ends of the earth” is a very old line But recently, it's been discovered earth is round, would take a long time Sounds good on paper But methinks this caper Could mean death crossing by dinghy the ocean brine ...

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Called meeting of Flat Earth Society The Enclosed Earth theory must refute As well Hollow Earth theory to dispute and that dag nab round earth futility It's clear as dirt we must confute That old thingamajig gravity Which with not our abacus compute So how can we on an earth agree Such a problem the enclosed earth theory, Where we are all living...

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