Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Flat Earth

“I'll follow you to the ends of the earth” is a very old line
But recently, it's been discovered earth is round, would take a long time
Sounds good on paper
But methinks this caper
Could mean death crossing by dinghy the ocean brine 

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Becca Teagan February 5, 2018 at 5:59 AM "fall like a 'tit'"? huh? oh sorry, I was distracted by Silent One's comment. Your poem is cute ;) Jack Ellison February 5, 2018 at 6:17 AM Me too... "fall like a 'tit'"? huh? Silent One and I have recently become "tight" friends... neither of us had a drinking problem before!!! Lovesies, Happy Jack xoxoxox

Silent One February 4, 2018 at 10:53 AM This lady once said the Earth is flat, OMG just imagine that. Before you know it, we'd fall off like a tit, drfiting in space like a prat! Jack Ellison February 4, 2018 at 2:57 PM There you go with the "tit" word again! Stay in after school and... hmmm!

Silent One February 4, 2018 at 10:52 AM Some people still debating that Earth is flat.. lol.. Jack Ellison February 4, 2018 at 2:54 PM Well the jury's still out isn't it!!!! LOL

Lim'Rik Flats February 4, 2018 at 10:00 AM I once met a guy, a flat-earther//Also a lacking-a-lot-for mirther//Not so funny//Nose was runny//He was also a very wide girther. CAPER ON JACQUES COUSTEAUSAN!!! Jack Ellison February 4, 2018 at 2:53 PM When I was a wide girther, I believed in the flatness theory coz I didn't want to think I'd roll off the end!!!