An Open Letter to the Flat Earth Society

Do you sometimes use GPS
To navigate your flat world?
Did you ever wonder how all those satellites
Get around to the underside?

Do you use a flush toilet
Or a siphon?
See, fluids can sometimes run uphill.
Your “the Amazon River is flat” theory
Fails to hold water.

Did you ever consider an Antarctic cruise?
Did you ever want to sail around the South Pole?
You could look out for the ice-wall
That you think holds the oceans in.

Do you recognize a metaphor?
When the Bible talks about the
“Four corners of the Earth”,
It’s an idiom for distant lands,
Or is your world-view ‘square’?

Every other celestial body we can see is round.
Why should the Earth be so different?
Phases of the Moon,
Pictures of Earth taken by astronauts,
The “celestial spheres” really are spherical.

If you need a book to tell you what is real,
Try a physics book.
If you need a tool to discern what is right,
Try logic or experiment.
Try to see beyond the horizon.
If your world is really constricted
To what you can see from your limited view,
Then, perhaps, start walking.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024


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Date: 8/30/2024 6:34:00 PM
A very fun read. Do people really believe the Earth is still flat? Is that a real "society"? Amazing, if true. Certainly made me laugh. Thanks for writing this fun filled poem.
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Robert Grappel
Date: 8/30/2024 7:14:00 PM
Unfortunately, the Flat Earth Society is very real. See their website: theflatearthsociety.com . Do not underestimate the level of ignorance out there. Anyway, thank you for enjoying my poem. You might like one of my current books: GIFTS, REGIFTS, and KINTSGI. I have a new book (including this poem) coming to press soon.
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