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Funny Fear Poems

These Funny Fear poems are examples of Fear poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Fear Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Whisper Man
A laugh
can be more terrifying 
than a roar or a scream
in the wrong light,
In the long night,
Lunatic giggles
Idiot he-haws
Obscene chuckles 
When the quiet hour, the...

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Categories: anxiety, bible, evil, fear,



Stung
One bee out of many in  f l i g h t~~~~
Arrived in my garden in f  r  i
   ...

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Categories: anger, fear, flying, funny,

Fear and laughter
My fear and laughter 
Both always so unwanted
At most awkward times
...

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Categories: deep, fear, funny,

On And Off Feelings
On and off switch
Shine light or not
Messy feeling.

On and off show
Shadow art film
Funny feeling.

On and off fright
Upside coaster
Risky feeling.

On and off love
Depend on mood
Rocky feeling....

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Categories: fear, feelings, funny, truth,

Premium Member The Alien House on the Corner
The Alien House on the Corner, a shadow in the light,
With windows dark and shattered, a mystery of night.
Its lawn, a tangled jungle, untouched by...

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Categories: fear, funny, poems, poetry,



Premium Member Doing Time
Doing Time is not easy but it's something that I gotta do/
Survival of the fittest so this how I gotta move/
I'm not the strongest so...

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Categories: fear, anxiety, conflict, dark, fate,

Premium Member Clean Up in Aisle Two


Through my little fingers I'd peek
When I was a kid I would freak
Watching wicked witch melt
Frightful fear I then felt
That I wouldn't bathe for a...

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Categories: childhood, cute, fear, funny,

Premium Member Watched It
Watched it, well not IT, not the balloon
with a clown attached to it.
Watched a true story better left alone
I’m all alone
I must dispense the dust...

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Categories: fear,

Premium Member A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL
A special place in hell
The devil sits upon his throne
In the fiery pits of hell
He casts his eye over his special place
While he beats an...

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Categories: evil, fantasy, fear, gothic,

Various Heresies 12
Various Heresies 12

God Had a Plan
by Michael R. Burch

God had a plan
though it was hardly “divine.”
He created a terror: 
Frankenstein.

He blamed death on man:
was that...

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Categories: anger, christian, fear, god,

Overactive Imagination
Laying in my cozy bed
And drifting off to dreams,
A sudden panic fills my head:
What if this isn't as it seems?

What if while I'm tucked in,
Slipping...

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Categories: fear, 11th grade, childhood, funny,

Premium Member Ninny Nonny Noose
ninny nonny noose
     with a neck inside

stretchy stretchy stretch
     and the witch she died

golly, gallows in a...

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Categories: dark, fear, fun, magic,

Premium Member Phobia
you always notice black marks on the floor
checking, in case they scurried with evilness
but don’t look at me, no no no, I double-took 
earlier and...

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Categories: fear, feelings, fun, funny,

Premium Member The story of a night-time cup of tea
What is that? The intruder alarm? 
It has dragged me from a restless sleep
I'm safe as houses, not at risk of harm

Must keep my head,...

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Categories: fear,

Premium Member Dragonfly
Just saw a huge dragonfly fly by,
As I screamed aloud alone, "Why?!"...

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Categories: fear, funny, giggle, nature,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things