Fanny Poems - Poems about Fanny

...Scratching Fanny in Cock Lane, a true tale The year1762 a tale of murder or mystery they boast A teenage girl, a drunken parish clerk, and maybe even a ghost About hordes of aristocrats and wealt......Read the rest...

...Morning Emergency The siren didn’t sound; There was no alarm, But an emergency there was, And it had caused some harm. The pull-up was pulled down Removed and even thrown. Danger! Danger! ......Read the rest...

... "To God* be the glory" indeed For granting gift of wondrous worth Eternal life by Gospel seed Assuring bliss of heaven’s mirth. I say, “It is well with my soul" To God be the glor......Read the rest...

...Someone can call you "  rebel " Which is his " her" new label As you are not  under his " her" control Then he " she" turns to be your new patrol, That consumes much petrol.......Read the rest...

...While attempting going to sleep after midnight... December 27th, 2023, the missus pounded mine posterior (she played paddywhack on me blimey buttucks) not only causing contusion, but flayin......Read the rest...

...Freddy Farkle, fumbling forecaster for Forestville, friggin' fudged Friday forecast....fair?! first florid felicitous, falling flurries followed, froze flowers, foiled! faraway farmhouse, furrowi......Read the rest...

...a person can say "hi " she feels ," shy " don't ask " why " may be she drinks red chayi. you wish to see her with a cup of black chayi and some special chapati. don't think you see her cop......Read the rest...

...We embarked on an adventure That was quite quixotic A scientific dream quencher Searching for exotics We started where we thought made sense Out on the sunning docks Where perhaps there’d be ......Read the rest...

... LOST IN BRITAIN Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop, Matching Tye and Droop Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown, Westward Ho! and Throop. Hole of Horcum, New Invention, ......Read the rest...

...My Auntie When he entered his aunt’s basement flat I had been in the yard when she called me in she squatted over a bucket of water, cleaning her fanny I handed her a towel and a bottle of spra......Read the rest...

...Oh, standing by thy greenish grave ! I ponder for thousands of times I write and write and then tear out Hundreds of notes hundreds of rhymes Thousands of nightingales I heard But for thy ni......Read the rest...

...Fanny's flirts and flings had found her fickle fame, She couldn't shed her shady shame off her name. T'was more give than take, Yet none for her sake - Till one fond foreplay - Fanny finally ......Read the rest...

...Byte size food begets best bedeviled egg head benefits re: visited today April 12th, 2023 Way before aye knew the name Fletcherism applied family and friends even Smetana's bartered bride ......Read the rest...

...(Updated in such form that Cole Porter would sue) [Intro] Times have changed And we've often rewound the clock Since Nixon got the shock When he crashed on Daley’s bloc If today Any shoc......Read the rest...

... There was a fairy whose name was Fanny, She had a dear friend whose name was Danny, At night, they used to stroll among flowers, Talking and walking, they forgot the hours, Before t......Read the rest...