Bryan Norton Poet Rhyme

I Write Upon My Fanny

I write upon my Fanny
And once upon my Nanny
Who pinched me on the face
Because I called her Ace
And sat upon her knee
To make her fly with me.

I write upon my Fanny
With crayons from my Granny
Who made me draw a chicken
Before I got a licken
For coloring her walls
In Grandpa’s overalls.

I write upon my Fanny
In every nook and cranny
Beside my toilet seat
Where roaches come to eat
Before I'm sent to bed
For feeding them my bread.

I write upon my fanny
A prodigy uncanny
Because I make up words
And teach them to the birds
Who tell my mom and dad
Who tell me that I'm bad.

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Andrea Dietrich February 8, 2021 at 2:00 PM hahaha. Finally seeing this one. Sorry it took me so long. This could be a person's name, but I think you meant it as your own "fanny". hahaha