I Write Upon My Fanny

I write upon my Fanny And once upon my Nanny Who pinched me on the face Because I called her Ace And sat upon her knee To make her fly with me. I write upon my Fanny With crayons from my Granny Who made me draw a chicken Before I got a licken For coloring her walls In Grandpa’s overalls. I write upon my Fanny In every nook and cranny Beside my toilet seat Where roaches come to eat Before I'm sent to bed For feeding them my bread. I write upon my fanny A prodigy uncanny Because I make up words And teach them to the birds Who tell my mom and dad Who tell me that I'm bad.