Best Fanny Poems

HARMONIES OF NIGHT

Weary wand'rer, stop and listen, 
Give heed to this soothing song,
The voice of the night wind carries
Words of peace and rest, be strong;

Strike the harp of Zion, let's sing 
Mamma's lullaby tonight,
It's melody reminds of how 
Bells at evening bring delight;

Hold thou my...

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The year1762 a tale of murder or mystery they boast
 A teenage girl, drunken parish clerk, and maybe even a ghost
About hordes of aristocrats and wealthy men assembling
 Crowds rivalling Covent Garden, Theatres were now descending

To a house near St Paul’s on a road named...

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He was weird funny 
He proclaimed to be president of many 
People laughed at him 
Saying it was just a whim
He lost his mind, now he is called president fanny...

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Twas in eighteen sixty seven 
The little girl was killed
Frederick baker wrote in his diary
"today I killed a little girl"
Her name was Fanny Adams
was just only eight years old.
Not all her body parts were found. 
About this time the Royal Navy
We're fed cheap meat in...

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Fanny's flirts and flings had found her fickle fame,
She couldn't shed her shady shame off her name.
T'was more give than take,
Yet none for her sake -
Till one fond foreplay - Fanny finally came. 

From there  Fanny's fishy repute fell deep down,
Far, wide and beyond...

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There once was a woman named Annie
Who had an incredible fanny
Because of its size
They couldn't surmise
Whether it was a nook or a cranny


John G. Lawless
4/20/2020...

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Tanned furs and leines clothe their hairy backs.
Hoard of mead guzzling men eat turkey legs for snacks….
in skirts and medieval fanny packs....

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Ode to Fanny 

Her start in life was rather poor
with wastrel parents, ones to abhor
She avoided living in the gutter
Earning enough for her bread and butter

Her break in life came rather later 
Before, bigamy and babies to underrate her
Her kids grew up in the care...

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This here tale's 'bout a woman, name of Annie Barron
Like most female folk, she's kind and she's carin'
But the thing about Annie that veers from the plan
She's a whiz with her hands, as good as a man

She can fix almost anything, from computers to cars
Though...

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I write upon my Fanny
And once upon my Nanny
Who pinched me on the face
Because I called her Ace
And sat upon her knee
To make her fly with me.

I write upon my Fanny
With crayons from my Granny
Who made me draw a chicken
Before I got a licken
For coloring...

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Little Fanny McFluff was of eight years and so very bright
She’d take a book and flashlight and read through the night
She would awaken when the sun kissed her high on the brow
And smile for her mother when told to milk the cow
Her chores were done...

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Self-propelled she was
Gas powered
Protective aromatic defenses
Kept away any intended offenses

She filled a room alone
And usually she emptied them
But she was a good girl to the bone,
And enlisted in the Army elite 
The "creme de' creme"
Put her on the front line,
Turn her back to the enemy,
Screaming,...

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Freakish Fanny fled fine Finland
For far-fetched Formosa fields,
Forsaking fantastic fiords forever
Forfeiting flourishing forests,
Frigid fertile farmland, festivals
Forgetting feared future fighting.

written January 22, 2022...

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Scratching Fanny in Cock Lane, a true tale
The year1762 a tale of murder or mystery they boast
 A teenage girl, a drunken parish clerk, and maybe even a ghost
About hordes of aristocrats and wealthy men assembling
 Crowds rivalling Covent Garden, Theatres were now descending

To a...

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Someone can call you "  rebel "
            Which is his " her" new label 
As you are not  under his " her" control
Then he " she" turns to be your new patrol,
That consumes much...

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