Best Fanny Poems

HARMONIES OF NIGHT

Weary wand'rer, stop and listen, 
Give heed to this soothing song,
The voice of the night wind carries
Words of peace and rest, be strong;

Strike...

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In Search of 50 Names(couplets alphabetized for ease of footnoting the names)

A) A tom cat sits in heather nearby a willow tree.
Rose and jasmine fill...

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I watch as they descend from the sky
So many of them I can't help wonder why

Once on the ground they dance all around
Still the sight...

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Upon this very merry Christmas night,
Mrs. Claus has reason to be uptight, 
   Not Rudolph’s nose that’s red,
   But Mr. Claus’s...

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Wet Was Toilet Seat

Here is my problem want to repeat;
Some liquid was left on toilet seat;
Made by man,
Who always can;
My frantic fanny and it would...

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An overweight lady named Annie
Has got an absurdly large fanny
Since she boarded a plane
That is destined for Spain
She's wedged in the seat in Miami!

Thanks to...

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I think that I shall never see
A lovely poem written in defense of the bumblebee!
The ponderous and not so glamorous humble bee -
Obviously dreamed up...

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LOST IN BRITAIN

Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop, 
Matching Tye and Droop

Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown, 
Westward Ho! and Throop.

Hole of Horcum, New Invention,
Boghead, Frome, Cat's Ash

North Piddle, Staines...

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I prob’ly should not be a snitch
I’m worried my Grandma’s a witch
Cos I overheard
My dad use that word
He’s spot-on; I’ve seen her nose twitch!

In secret...

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My step sister her name is Annie
has got the most gigantic fanny
When she plonked on a chair
She was quite unaware
she’d sat upon our little granny

Our...

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Geese, Goslings and the Bridge

Sometimes, when you least expect it, Mother Nature makes a u-turn and draws you into the ridiculous.  Such was the...

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I'm these deep waters, I feel shallow.
Within hand's grasp, but without heart's Halo.
Then came the lightning, shine, warmth and Ray.
Yet, why do I feel siren's...

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A crook that liked to search every nook and cranny
In the process he would pinch every women’s fanny
He was shocked one day 
And gave it...

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You asked me if I knew ‘the perfect girl for me’
I think I’d be ideal but sorry I’m not free

I’ve got a lovely friend she...

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Erma Bombeck, Words of Wisdom.
Coretta Scott King, Peace and Reason.
Rosa Parks, Stood Victorious!
Betsy Ross, Our Nations Seamstress.
Mother Mary, Bore Jesus in Bethlehem.
Harriet Tubman, Lead Slaves...

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