Long Fanny Poems
Long Fanny Poems. Below are the most popular long Fanny by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Fanny poems by poem length and keyword.
Geese, Goslings and the BridgeGeese, Goslings and the Bridge
Sometimes, when you least expect it, Mother Nature makes a u-turn and draws you into the ridiculous. Such was the time recently as I was returning from a friend’s home...
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Categories:
fanny, bird, family,
Form:
Metrical Tale
Much Ado About No Thing"By definition, a ghost is unable to bonk anybody --
save the believer in ghosts."
-- a Rational exorcist of all no things "supernatural"
* * *
Now, once...
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Categories:
fanny, pain,
Form:
Rhyme
The TrialThe barrister had always been a liberal thinker
An uprising star with roaming genes of a tinker
In the court-room she never took of her guard
But in real life she had become a nude poet and bard
When...
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Categories:
fanny, endurance,
Form:
Rhyme
Short StoryThe long and short of it is . . . forever
...
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Categories:
fanny, life, light, love,
Form:
Free verse
Lost In Britain AND Lost In The USA
LOST IN BRITAIN
Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop,
Matching Tye and Droop
Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown,
Westward Ho! and Throop.
Hole of Horcum, New Invention,
Boghead, Frome, Cat's Ash
North Piddle, Staines and Pen*stone,
Wash Dyke, East Breast and Flash.
Six Mile Bottom, Mudford...
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Categories:
fanny, america, england, humor, humorous, london, places, travel,
Form:
Rhyme
In Search of 50 Names -Edited For JudgeIn Search of 50 Names(couplets alphabetized for ease of footnoting the names)
A) A tom cat sits in heather nearby a willow tree.
Rose and jasmine fill the air. A billy goat I see.
B) 50 words that...
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Categories:
fanny, words, , cute,
Form:
Couplet
Anything Goes -- 2020 Election Version(Updated in such form that Cole Porter would sue)
[Intro]
Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since Nixon got the shock
When he crashed on Daley’s bloc
If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of...
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Categories:
fanny, corruption, humor, integrity, satire, truth,
Form:
Lyric
Scratching Fanny in Cock Lane A true taleScratching Fanny in Cock Lane, a true tale
The year1762 a tale of murder or mystery they boast
A teenage girl, a drunken parish clerk, and maybe even a ghost
About hordes of aristocrats and wealthy men...
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Categories:
fanny, murder, mystery,
Form:
Ode
Why Kant You Tell Me the TimeFather time legendarily and Omni potently
existentially linkedin, binding cradle to grave
since advent of homo sapiens, the whiffed bald credo
an employee most adhere ta have
and keep source of income, subtly...
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Categories:
fanny, change, day, history, philosophy, riddle, space, time,
Form:
I do not know?
Scratching Fanny in Cock Lane, a true taleThe year1762 a tale of murder or mystery they boast
A teenage girl, drunken parish clerk, and maybe even a ghost
About hordes of aristocrats and wealthy men assembling
Crowds rivalling Covent Garden, Theatres were now...
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Categories:
fanny, history,
Form:
Ode
Inspection Time 2018Inspection Time 2018!
Understandable dear reader,
how this scribe bull lime
me bloke omitted mention of
one bedroom flat as
reason nigh rote this rhyme
Ma faux pas faw...
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Categories:
fanny, 10th grade, 11th grade, 4th grade, 8th
Form:
Free verse
While attempting going to sleep after midnightWhile attempting going to sleep after midnight...
December 27th, 2023,
the missus pounded mine posterior
(she played paddywhack
on me blimey buttucks)
not only causing contusion,
but flaying percussive rumpus,
where the wild things are
found yours truly feeling
like a...
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Categories:
fanny, blue, cry, father, games, humorous, husband, wife,
Form:
Free verse
Pucka Parker Rest In PeaceIt all started five decades ago, when her gift of imagination began to grow.
She was the youngest of five and could not wait for her to arrive.
Velvety soft skin so fair, along with lots...
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Categories:
fanny, age, childhood, for her, life, mom, old,
Form:
Narrative
Stripclub SteveAn enormous pole
made of chrome
A table set
Steve, knew he was home
With a tiny leather thong,
he swung around,
in a world he did belong,
with the rythm of the sound
Around...
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Categories:
fanny, funny,
Form:
Ballad
The Tea PartyA game of musical chairs has just begun in earnest. A pot and kettle band arrives
through the dining rooms’ French doors following the Valentine Queen. A putrid pink
flamingo with a croquet ball stuck...
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Categories:
fanny, childhood, fantasy, childrenchild, child, girl,
Form:
Narrative
Aunt Fanny's Food FeastsFor several years when our kids were little, every Thanksgiving Day, we all loaded up and headed for Aunt Fanny’s house. New faces and lots of food were big attractions. There was...
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Categories:
fanny, community, family, food, thanksgiving day,
Form:
Narrative
EligibilityThe day my life went ape ‘chit’ in no more than three-hundred words
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch counts
And pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis works wonders
When I am asked to write a poem that is either precise or reductionist
Thus I report from my personal...
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Categories:
fanny, encouraging,
Form:
Free verse
No Tell No 'Mo
Pick up the plaid skirt curly,
ride to the rave party on the down low
Sneak out the lame pimple place early,
take the cutie to the Hush Hush ‘Mo ‘Mo
Trying to act playa Romeo ... like he...
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Categories:
fanny, humorous, imagery, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Burlesque
Christmas With the Relations - Fictional WriteChristmas Day has arrived; the thought fills me with such dread
For over twenty years they’ve come to me; it's doing in my head!
I get up at the crack of dawn to get the turkey in...
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Categories:
fanny, christmas, family, food, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
The Secret Place of Fanny McfluffLittle Fanny McFluff was of eight years and so very bright
She’d take a book and flashlight and read through the night
She would awaken when the sun kissed her high on the brow
And smile for her...
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Categories:
fanny, children, happiness, imaginationfor her, summer, day, for
Form:
Rhyme
In Search of a Great White Butt OxWe embarked on an adventure
That was quite quixotic
A scientific dream quencher
Searching for exotics
We started where we thought made sense
Out on the sunning docks
Where perhaps there’d be an immense
Native Great White Butt Ox
We packed all of...
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Categories:
fanny, humorous, journey,
Form:
Rhyme
The Passing of My Granny NewI deeply loved, my granny New,
The first to show me, she loved me too,
I remember in, my childhood days,
Together we had, very special ways,
To pass the hot, hot summer days.
We would go swimming,
In big Piney...
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Categories:
fanny, devotion, lovebeautiful, husband, beautiful, husband, love, me,
Form:
Rhyme
An Ex-Californian's LamentMy world is disappearing beneath this blanket of snow and cold,
As I sit here remembering times, before I began to grow old.
Times when every day meant a walk on the warm beach,
Never did I suspect...
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Categories:
fanny, friendship, life, life, life,
Form:
Rhyme
What Would You Tell ThemI'm sleeping banana leaves
Who sprout at your summon
For every liquid led onto my sleeves
I'm a wandering savannah breeze
long gone, at your beck..
shelters 'r abode from heat, lays you with warmth
I am a Manky lanky...
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Categories:
fanny, earth, emotions, senses,
Form:
Lyric
Two Grateful Souls, ThanksMy mind draws a blank when referring to Thanksgiving Day
as I was growing up as a child. I only remember the season ...
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Categories:
fanny, america, family, food, thanksgiving day,
Form:
Narrative