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Excretory Poems - Poems about Excretory

Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......

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Categories: excretory, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday,
Form: Free verse
Prune juice as effective emetic
...Prune juice as effective emetic Brainstorming yields casting the following plumbline netting genetic, italic, kinetic, magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic, synchronistic, and universalistic r......

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Categories: excretory, age, analogy, angst, blessing,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Toxins Out
...flushing toxins out excretory system works thank God*, I'm relieved *1 Thessalonians 5:18 In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus conc......

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Categories: excretory, appreciation, blessing, character, christian,
Form: Senryu
Twice Told Toilet Tale a Cheeky Execrable Gross Fable
...Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable which poetic product best be affixed with hashtag STINKY label. As a young whippersnapper and one precocious lad to boot, I discovere......

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Categories: excretory, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Turgid Song Redux
...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......

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Categories: excretory, abuse, adventure, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme



Ace Colonoscopy Doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky
...Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky Though necessary to down: four Dulcolax laxative tablets, quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax over span of eight hours, ......

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Categories: excretory, adventure, age, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Redux 1
...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux a worse hellish fate than perdition At least forty eight hour time span lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry explaining how yours truly fel......

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Categories: excretory, angst, anxiety, body, destiny,
Form: Rhyme
Futile Effort To Plunger the Clogged Kitchen Sink
...Futile effort to plunger the clogged kitchen sink... courtesy malfunctioning garbage disposal which won't be removed by onsite maintenance man UNTIL/UNLESS fruit fly excreta wiped off (impos......

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Categories: excretory, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Purgative Debacle Debilitated Me December 18th 2020
...Purgative debacle debilitated me December 18th, 2020 Hoop fully adequately explains source of odoriferous dry rot, ye possibly smell, I jot within this reasonable rhyme without putting Johnny ......

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Categories: excretory, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Ability To Defecate Wildly Swings Both Ways
...Ability to defecate wildly swings (both ways)... between incontinence and constipation Irritable bowel syndrome i.e. the former excretory bout I address the above (polite way to phrase diarrhea......

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Categories: excretory, 12th grade, adventure, desire,
Form: Free verse
Sound of Running Water Prompts Urge To Urinate
...(alternately titled: Pee pee song and dance routine) Invariably analogous setting kickstarts schlemiel to agitate excretory mechanism linkedin, viz body electric doth actuate merely upon turn......

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Categories: excretory, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Incommodious Em Bare Ass Sing Accident
...While out and about an unexpected over bare ring bout to defecate arose, where sphincter asserted clout and would excrete despite without doubt... if closing distance (to reac......

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Categories: excretory, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Constipation Hell Worse Than Perdition
...less than twenty four hours after dashing off a poem explaining why i wanted to die found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis, a bowel movement wherein waste unable to expel f......

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Categories: excretory, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Concrete
Celebrate Imperfection Forget Identicalness
...aye savor the faire genetic blueprint extant unique to each of us with this quite alimentary aire including (that almighty, bottom, cushiony, dimpled, excretory functioning......

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Categories: excretory, blessing, care, celebration, how
Form: Free verse
Loose Stools
...I seethe with livid rage within the bowels of my being when sitting upon the porcelain goddess ample defecation doth cling immediately triggering an internal self hatred charge of body electri......

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Categories: excretory, anger, angst, body, emotions,
Form: Free verse

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