Excretory Poems - Poems about Excretory

...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......Read the rest...

...Prune juice as effective emetic Brainstorming yields casting the following plumbline netting genetic, italic, kinetic, magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic, synchronistic, and universalistic r......Read the rest...

...flushing toxins out excretory system works thank God*, I'm relieved *1 Thessalonians 5:18 In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus conc......Read the rest...

...Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable which poetic product best be affixed with hashtag STINKY label. As a young whippersnapper and one precocious lad to boot, I discovere......Read the rest...

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......Read the rest...

...Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky Though necessary to down: four Dulcolax laxative tablets, quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax over span of eight hours, ......Read the rest...

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux a worse hellish fate than perdition At least forty eight hour time span lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry explaining how yours truly fel......Read the rest...

...Futile effort to plunger the clogged kitchen sink... courtesy malfunctioning garbage disposal which won't be removed by onsite maintenance man UNTIL/UNLESS fruit fly excreta wiped off (impos......Read the rest...

...Purgative debacle debilitated me December 18th, 2020 Hoop fully adequately explains source of odoriferous dry rot, ye possibly smell, I jot within this reasonable rhyme without putting Johnny ......Read the rest...

...Ability to defecate wildly swings (both ways)... between incontinence and constipation Irritable bowel syndrome i.e. the former excretory bout I address the above (polite way to phrase diarrhea......Read the rest...

...(alternately titled: Pee pee song and dance routine) Invariably analogous setting kickstarts schlemiel to agitate excretory mechanism linkedin, viz body electric doth actuate merely upon turn......Read the rest...

...While out and about an unexpected over bare ring bout to defecate arose, where sphincter asserted clout and would excrete despite without doubt... if closing distance (to reac......Read the rest...

...less than twenty four hours after dashing off a poem explaining why i wanted to die found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis, a bowel movement wherein waste unable to expel f......Read the rest...

...aye savor the faire genetic blueprint extant unique to each of us with this quite alimentary aire including (that almighty, bottom, cushiony, dimpled, excretory functioning......Read the rest...

...I seethe with livid rage within the bowels of my being when sitting upon the porcelain goddess ample defecation doth cling immediately triggering an internal self hatred charge of body electri......Read the rest...