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Funny Etheree Poems

These Funny Etheree poems are examples of Etheree poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Etheree Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Death Awaits
Death
You say,
Come to me
Sweetly soft words
Should I now listen
Should I now turn away
Are the angels now coming
I do not hear them singing songs
I want to...

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Categories: song, sweet, words,



Premium Member Life What I learned
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life:" Robert Frost




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Categories: day, friendship, fun, heart,

Premium Member Forever My Heart
sad
alone
without you
my husky girls
such a joy to me
beautiful in and out
gave me everything you could
making me laugh everyday
my natasha, nikita, maya
forever my girls, forever my...

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Categories: beautiful, dog, funny, heartbreak,

Lessons Learnt in Life
"Lessons Learnt in Life"
5.  Never trust anyone

She
Saw me
Asked for fee
Oh no, baby
I get it for free
But lust gives new degrees
Oh yes, she was so...

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Categories: anger, betrayal, corruption, funny,

Premium Member THE PARENTS' ROLE
Blame
yourself for
the things your 
children say and do; 
they got them from your 
nasty looks, gestures and unkind words...
read them some stories from the Bible!
Mothers...

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Categories: abuse, bible, children, leadership,



Farm Walk
Looking out the barn door in our back yard
I watched a deer run through our cow field,
acting like cow pies were mine fields.
He appeared not...

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Categories: animal, farm, funny, humor,

Premium Member CHILD'S VIEW
CHILD’S VIEW

Look!
Old folks
Funny skin
All wrinkled up
Nearly bent double
It must hurt when they smile
And their clothes are funny too
I wish they wouldn’t block the aisle
The supermarket...

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Categories: childhood,

Premium Member MY SILLY VALENTINE
MY SILLY VALENTINE

love
two struck
he timid
she so demure
chocolates proffered
reluctant   acceptance
all about waistline worries
“fat or thin i’ll love you as much”
says he  going down...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member Four Alarm Cook - Etheree
One
day I 
thought I would
boil some eggs so
I put them on the
stove on high heat, being
the impatient lass I am.
I got distracted in the yard.
The...

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Categories: food, funny, natural disasters,

Premium Member What Really Gets Me Up Each Morning
What gets me up each morning from my bed
is first, my cats, wanting to be fed.
One cat would even hit my head!
To work I must...

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Categories: funny,

PHANTOM
One day I’ll become the Phantom
And enter your cozy room
To the winds, sans a hint
Skipping the Moon’s glint
And on your lips
I’ll impress
A kiss
Ishhh!...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, imagination, love,

Scolding
Crash. 
Pounding. 
I Hit Him,
Sinking nails in. 
His Wails soar Louder.
My Frustrations Leave Me;
For now, I feel Less Alone.
Delightful Dirges always help...
But then my Mom...

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Categories: funny, life, mother

Premium Member THE DOORBELL RANG
THE DOORBELL RANG – Etheree

Ring!
Bother!
Ring again
An alien!
Oh, what a surprise!
He’s not what you’d expect
He’s not green    with a small head
No  ...

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Categories: funny

Premium Member THE TELEPHONE
ring
just one
then silence
Wheels start turning
Just a wrong number?
Just a quick second thought?
Or    was the caller cut off?
A nylon cord around his throat?
A...

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Categories: funny

Super-Coon
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Categories: funny