Funny Etheree Poems

snow
no more
warmer days
birds are singing
squirrels scampering
pretty flowers blooming
kids playing and having fun
lawn mowers are humming away
looks like spring has sprung into color
spring is the very...

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Hot
summer 
sun takes turn
with heavy rain,
Bringing two seasons
on this month’s funny phase;
Each event always takes place,
despite sultry atmosphere's craze.
Big surprises come this seventh month-
Fourth and...

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Hot,
cooking
days and nights.
Parades in town,
dancing horses ~ clowns.
Sky lights up everywhere,
pretty colors fill the air.
Animals do not like the noise,
the loud noise hurts their sensitive...

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Death
You say,
Come to me
Sweetly soft words
Should I now listen
Should I now turn away
Are the angels now coming
I do not hear them singing songs
I want to...

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"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life:" Robert Frost




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sad
alone
without you
my husky girls
such a joy to me
beautiful in and out
gave me everything you could
making me laugh everyday
my natasha, nikita, maya
forever my girls, forever my...

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"Lessons Learnt in Life"
5.  Never trust anyone

She
Saw me
Asked for fee
Oh no, baby
I get it for free
But lust gives new degrees
Oh yes, she was so...

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Blame
yourself for
the things your 
children say and do; 
they got them from your 
nasty looks, gestures and unkind words...
read them some stories from the Bible!
Mothers...

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Looking out the barn door in our back yard
I watched a deer run through our cow field,
acting like cow pies were mine fields.
He appeared not...

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CHILD’S VIEW

Look!
Old folks
Funny skin
All wrinkled up
Nearly bent double
It must hurt when they smile
And their clothes are funny too
I wish they wouldn’t block the aisle
The supermarket...

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MY SILLY VALENTINE

love
two struck
he timid
she so demure
chocolates proffered
reluctant   acceptance
all about waistline worries
“fat or thin i’ll love you as much”
says he  going down...

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One
day I 
thought I would
boil some eggs so
I put them on the
stove on high heat, being
the impatient lass I am.
I got distracted in the yard.
The...

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What gets me up each morning from my bed
is first, my cats, wanting to be fed.
One cat would even hit my head!
To work I must...

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One day I’ll become the Phantom
And enter your cozy room
To the winds, sans a hint
Skipping the Moon’s glint
And on your lips
I’ll impress
A kiss
Ishhh!...

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Crash. 
Pounding. 
I Hit Him,
Sinking nails in. 
His Wails soar Louder.
My Frustrations Leave Me;
For now, I feel Less Alone.
Delightful Dirges always help...
But then my Mom...

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