Funny Etheree Poems

heart
tattered
wounded soul
hopes all shattered
failed love has a price
such an outrageous toll
a burden to bear when skewed
Before leaping again, think twice
There's a question worthy of asking
Is...

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I 
love to
hear him laugh -
this student not
brilliant, but looking
like a sweet member of
Menudo. Maybe it's the
way he laughs like me. . . heartily,
or maybe...

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Hot
summer 
sun takes turn
with heavy rain,
Bringing two seasons
on this month’s funny phase;
Each event always takes place,
despite sultry atmosphere's craze.
Big surprises come this seventh month-
Fourth and...

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sad
alone
without you
my husky girls
such a joy to me
beautiful in and out
gave me everything you could
making me laugh everyday
my natasha, nikita, maya
forever my girls, forever my...

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"Lessons Learnt in Life"
5.  Never trust anyone

She
Saw me
Asked for fee
Oh no, baby
I get it for free
But lust gives new degrees
Oh yes, she was so...

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Blame
yourself for
the things your 
children say and do; 
they got them from your 
nasty looks, gestures and unkind words...
read them some stories from the Bible!
Mothers...

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Looking out the barn door in our back yard
I watched a deer run through our cow field,
acting like cow pies were mine fields.
He appeared not...

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CHILD’S VIEW

Look!
Old folks
Funny skin
All wrinkled up
Nearly bent double
It must hurt when they smile
And their clothes are funny too
I wish they wouldn’t block the aisle
The supermarket...

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MY SILLY VALENTINE

love
two struck
he timid
she so demure
chocolates proffered
reluctant   acceptance
all about waistline worries
“fat or thin i’ll love you as much”
says he  going down...

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One
day I 
thought I would
boil some eggs so
I put them on the
stove on high heat, being
the impatient lass I am.
I got distracted in the yard.
The...

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What gets me up each morning from my bed
is first, my cats, wanting to be fed.
One cat would even hit my head!
To work I must...

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One day I’ll become the Phantom
And enter your cozy room
To the winds, sans a hint
Skipping the Moon’s glint
And on your lips
I’ll impress
A kiss
Ishhh!...

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Crash. 
Pounding. 
I Hit Him,
Sinking nails in. 
His Wails soar Louder.
My Frustrations Leave Me;
For now, I feel Less Alone.
Delightful Dirges always help...
But then my Mom...

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THE DOORBELL RANG – Etheree

Ring!
Bother!
Ring again
An alien!
Oh, what a surprise!
He’s not what you’d expect
He’s not green    with a small head
No  ...

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ring
just one
then silence
Wheels start turning
Just a wrong number?
Just a quick second thought?
Or    was the caller cut off?
A nylon cord around his throat?
A...

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