Here Lies Epitaph Poems

Epitaph on Zenani

Epitaph on Sondra Ball

Epitaph on Amy Winehouse

          (September 14, 1983 – July 23, 2011)

Here lies Amy Winehouse under a rock,
who tasted vinegar

Gentle Jim

Here lies little Bill –
He took such a bad spill…
It happened at his still,
Making liquor was his thrill

Here lies gentle Jim –
His heart was never

Geologist Philips

Geologist Philips

      Here lies Geologist Philips in mirth
      exploring Earth under Earth.


   

Epitaph For a Fair-Haired-Lad

Here lies a fair-haired-lad
    who ran like the wind
  Loved both his parents
    never once sinned

  Made

Tragedy At Sea

Natalia Andrea Larranaga Fajardo 

Here lies one who died pitifully
She would have sought anonymity,
But publicity stole away her privacy
She threw herself off a ship at

The Faithful Departed

Bill Dyer

Here lies the crisp remains of Chef Bill Dyer
Tumbled head first into a deep fat fryer.

Carlos De Rava

The statue on this grave is of

Dietrich Hoeschen

Here lies the remains of Dietrich Hoeschen
Died in an unexpected coal mine explosion,
He never regretted going underground
So in this final resting place we found
He’s safe

Sparky Trent

Here lies Martin Jacob "Sparky" Trent
Service Station Attendant
Smoking while fueling 
Can be quite grueling
A flick of the Bic and away Sparky went. 

Written November 14,

Jason Platt

Here lies what was left of Jason Platt
Who fell into a molten iron ore vat
One fatal slip was all it took
And no one got a

Death By Hemorrhoids

Here lies James Jacob McInerny
Died of hemorrhoids at forty-three
Sick of something nobody gave,
Scratched himself into an early grave
Nicked his bud while trying to shave.

Written November

Seeds of Sorrow

No time left to beg or borrow.
Here lies my friend; bone and marrow.
A quiet place finally found.
A soul at peace in hollow ground.
His headstone placed

Pappy

Here lies her pappy.
He got one of those
Newfangled machines;
Got hung by the hose.

Final Parting

Here lies the body of a memorable man
Unfortunately, he passed while on the can
We found his body beside his throne
And buried him here with this