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Epitaph For a Corn and Beans Farmer

Here lies Mr. Stanley McCarver
     a proud corn and beans farmer

       Stanley ate his yields, didn't bring them to mart
       Don't linger too long, you can still smell his farts

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2022

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I Am Anaya Date: 7/25/2022 6:14:00 PM Mr. Stanly didn't give the gold away. Sad some don't know flatulence prevention...soak the beans for an hour before you cook 'em! But instead of this easy first step, they don't tell ya about, BEANO makes a fortune!! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/25/2022 8:07:00 PM Ha, ha! Someone told me Anaya, but I thought he wanted ME to go soak! lol. ~ Beanie Boy

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/25/2022 4:42:00 AM They say beans will do that, methane levels are rising so no smoking indoors, just in case lol Tom Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/25/2022 8:03:00 PM Aw, c'mon, Tom! Light up and live it up! lol. Thanks, gw

Valsa George Date: 7/24/2022 9:40:00 PM Poor fellow! How dare you blame him even in death.... !! :) :) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/25/2022 8:01:00 PM I'm a daring young man, Valsa. Though there's plenty of blame to go around these days. :) gw

Michael Tor Date: 7/24/2022 8:18:00 PM I wonder Gershon, if The New World Order Agenda of controlling gases and carbon foot print will end the harvesting of beans. lol. They are telling farmers in the Netherlands they have to cut their livestock by 30 percent as ridiculous as this sounds it is true and being orchestrated all over the world. Imagine that... Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/25/2022 7:59:00 PM Meanwhile they're all a-gaga over electric cars -- when they'll have a bigger carbon footprint than gasoline driven-engine cars. Green Scammers! ~ gw

Robert Gorelick Date: 7/24/2022 7:54:00 PM Beans, beans are good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the better you feel. So, eat your beans at every meal! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/25/2022 7:56:00 PM I give beans to Mommy, then put Bosco in her tea. Now there's no more Mommy to try and poison me!