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Epitaph For a Corn and Beans Farmer

Here lies Mr. Stanley McCarver
     a proud corn and beans farmer

       Stanley ate his yields, didn't bring them to mart
       Don't linger too long, you can still smell his farts

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I Am Anaya

July 25, 2022 at 6:14 PM

Mr. Stanly didn't give the gold away. Sad some don't know flatulence prevention...soak the beans for an hour before you cook 'em! But instead of this easy first step, they don't tell ya about, BEANO makes a fortune!!

Gershon Wolf

July 25, 2022 at 8:07 PM

Ha, ha! Someone told me Anaya, but I thought he wanted ME to go soak! lol. ~ Beanie Boy

Tom Cunningham

July 25, 2022 at 4:42 AM

They say beans will do that, methane levels are rising so no smoking indoors, just in case lol Tom

Gershon Wolf

July 25, 2022 at 8:03 PM

Aw, c'mon, Tom! Light up and live it up! lol. Thanks, gw

Valsa George

July 24, 2022 at 9:40 PM

Poor fellow! How dare you blame him even in death.... !! :) :)

Gershon Wolf

July 25, 2022 at 8:01 PM

I'm a daring young man, Valsa. Though there's plenty of blame to go around these days. :) gw

Michael Tor

July 24, 2022 at 8:18 PM

I wonder Gershon, if The New World Order Agenda of controlling gases and carbon foot print will end the harvesting of beans. lol. They are telling farmers in the Netherlands they have to cut their livestock by 30 percent as ridiculous as this sounds it is true and being orchestrated all over the world. Imagine that...

Gershon Wolf

July 25, 2022 at 7:59 PM

Meanwhile they're all a-gaga over electric cars -- when they'll have a bigger carbon footprint than gasoline driven-engine cars. Green Scammers! ~ gw