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Epitaph For a Corn and Beans Farmer

Here lies Mr. Stanley McCarver a proud corn and beans farmer Stanley ate his yields, didn't bring them to mart Don't linger too long, you can still smell his farts

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I Am Anaya

Date: 7/25/2022 6:14:00 PM

Mr. Stanly didn't give the gold away. Sad some don't know flatulence prevention...soak the beans for an hour before you cook 'em! But instead of this easy first step, they don't tell ya about, BEANO makes a fortune!!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/25/2022 8:07:00 PM

Ha, ha! Someone told me Anaya, but I thought he wanted ME to go soak! lol. ~ Beanie Boy

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/25/2022 4:42:00 AM

They say beans will do that, methane levels are rising so no smoking indoors, just in case lol Tom

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/25/2022 8:03:00 PM

Aw, c'mon, Tom! Light up and live it up! lol. Thanks, gw

Valsa George

Date: 7/24/2022 9:40:00 PM

Poor fellow! How dare you blame him even in death.... !! :) :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/25/2022 8:01:00 PM

I'm a daring young man, Valsa. Though there's plenty of blame to go around these days. :) gw

Michael Tor

Date: 7/24/2022 8:18:00 PM

I wonder Gershon, if The New World Order Agenda of controlling gases and carbon foot print will end the harvesting of beans. lol. They are telling farmers in the Netherlands they have to cut their livestock by 30 percent as ridiculous as this sounds it is true and being orchestrated all over the world. Imagine that...

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/25/2022 7:59:00 PM

Meanwhile they're all a-gaga over electric cars -- when they'll have a bigger carbon footprint than gasoline driven-engine cars. Green Scammers! ~ gw

Robert Gorelick

Date: 7/24/2022 7:54:00 PM

Beans, beans are good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the better you feel. So, eat your beans at every meal!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/25/2022 7:56:00 PM

I give beans to Mommy, then put Bosco in her tea. Now there's no more Mommy to try and poison me!