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Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?
...Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow? The following extrapolated thought thread exercised, NOT utilized to intimate how Fats Domino belied, and wowed a crowded house ass-sized. ......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
egad,
11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Kabodlute In Harmony
...World famous player of the five fingered flute, Wasn't quite so happy as he used to be. Being alone with just his flute, Nice clothes, And lounging around, Didn't do much to make ......
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Kim Stone
Categories:
egad,
4th grade, fun, music,
Form:
Free verse
Ahhh, If God Were Here Right Now
...if God were here right now, i would offer him a slice of three layer lasagna i wonder if He would ask for welches grape or purple wine it would be a First Sunday it would be the best venting dinn......
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Marty King
Categories:
egad,
beautiful, dream, sleep,
Form:
Free verse
Stick-To-It-Ness
...Always been blessed with “stick-to-it-ness” Got it from my dear old dad He once rode a bike three hundred sixty miles Took four days each way, egad! At any age, that's quite an accompli......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
egad,
devotion,
Form:
Quatrain
Arm Wrestling With Fate
...My guru carries a set of brass knuckles you'd think he'd be all yes sir and no sir but instead I get ahah hoho and egad I can't do anything right on my best day and I have the branding iron scars......
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Walter Alter
Categories:
egad,
how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Attempts At Lifelong Friendships and Holy Matrimony
...Introduction: once again I incorporate my trademark penchant to fabricate fictitiously portions of the following poetic endeavor can you care to discern fact from fiction? Attempts at life......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
egad,
11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
That's So Trivial
...Someone is consumed with anger and has gone mad Venting fitful words of ire ...how childish; how sad Like a flock of loud crows The noisy blah blah goes It's so trite and trivial. Give it up. Ega......
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Jenna Logan
Categories:
egad,
anger,
Form:
Limerick
Hanging Pictures Today February 5th 2021 With the Missus
...Hanging pictures today February 5th, 2021 with the missus... (in an attempt to cover up (overlay) fruit fly waste byproduct) At four feet eleven (fifty nine inches), the spouse longitudinally ch......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
egad,
adventure, appreciation, care, february,
Form:
Rhyme
I Patronize Liberty Ministries Thrift Store
...2200 E High Street Pottstown, PA 19464 Upon making a purchase, yours truly murmurs bonjour to the man/woman clerk manning cash register, (perhaps another day) maybe soon as tomorrow Janua......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
egad,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
The Day the Refrigerator Went Mad
...The day the refrigerator went mad Was the day the butcher put out the ad Read to me by my own weirdo stepdad Who was a putz, a reprobate, a cad I was but a boy of ten, just a lad Near the waterf......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
egad,
11th grade, 4th grade,
Form:
Monorhyme
She Loves Me She Loves Me Not
...She loves me she loves me not... Just my luck that when juiced a lad din grammar school, aye own every rhyme and reason tubby mad every friggin time boyhood fingers plucked petals off flowered......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
egad,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Elegy
Okay What Fiend Stole Thy Body Electric
...Thine distorted reflection rippled within rain maker's pool upon a midnight clear full moonlight sonata flooded shallow abyss, cleaved fractal structures of silence reverberating dea......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
egad,
11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Why Do Today What You Can Put Off Til Tomorrow
...(the following extrapolated thought thread exercised, NOT utilized to intimate how Fats Domino belied, and wowed a crowded house as-sized). as a former ace procrastinator, i abhor ......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
egad,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Light Verse
Colonel Flighty
...Colonel Flighty is a cad Thinks himself a funny wag Thinks he's mighty, ain't that sad "Look at me! A strutting stag!" Jiggly belly, jowls that sag Throat all phlegmy, such a drag Trousers sm......
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Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
egad,
body, character, corruption, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Do-It-Yourself Facelift
...There was an old woman from Brighton Whose face the small children would frighten “Egad, why these wrinkles? My eyes lost their twinkles!” Her skin she used clothespins to tight......
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Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
egad,
age, humor,
Form:
Limerick
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