Egad Poems - Poems about Egad

...Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow? The following extrapolated thought thread exercised, NOT utilized to intimate how Fats Domino belied, and wowed a crowded house ass-sized. ......Read the rest...

...World famous player of the five fingered flute, Wasn't quite so happy as he used to be. Being alone with just his flute, Nice clothes, And lounging around, Didn't do much to make ......Read the rest...

...if God were here right now, i would offer him a slice of three layer lasagna i wonder if He would ask for welches grape or purple wine it would be a First Sunday it would be the best venting dinn......Read the rest...

...Always been blessed with “stick-to-it-ness” Got it from my dear old dad He once rode a bike three hundred sixty miles Took four days each way, egad! At any age, that's quite an accompli......Read the rest...

...My guru carries a set of brass knuckles you'd think he'd be all yes sir and no sir but instead I get ahah hoho and egad I can't do anything right on my best day and I have the branding iron scars......Read the rest...

...Introduction: once again I incorporate my trademark penchant to fabricate fictitiously portions of the following poetic endeavor can you care to discern fact from fiction? Attempts at life......Read the rest...

...Someone is consumed with anger and has gone mad Venting fitful words of ire ...how childish; how sad Like a flock of loud crows The noisy blah blah goes It's so trite and trivial. Give it up. Ega......Read the rest...

...Hanging pictures today February 5th, 2021 with the missus... (in an attempt to cover up (overlay) fruit fly waste byproduct) At four feet eleven (fifty nine inches), the spouse longitudinally ch......Read the rest...

...2200 E High Street Pottstown, PA 19464 Upon making a purchase, yours truly murmurs bonjour to the man/woman clerk manning cash register, (perhaps another day) maybe soon as tomorrow Janua......Read the rest...

...The day the refrigerator went mad Was the day the butcher put out the ad Read to me by my own weirdo stepdad Who was a putz, a reprobate, a cad I was but a boy of ten, just a lad Near the waterf......Read the rest...

...She loves me she loves me not... Just my luck that when juiced a lad din grammar school, aye own every rhyme and reason tubby mad every friggin time boyhood fingers plucked petals off flowered......Read the rest...

...Thine distorted reflection rippled within rain maker's pool upon a midnight clear full moonlight sonata flooded shallow abyss, cleaved fractal structures of silence reverberating dea......Read the rest...

...(the following extrapolated thought thread exercised, NOT utilized to intimate how Fats Domino belied, and wowed a crowded house as-sized). as a former ace procrastinator, i abhor ......Read the rest...

...Colonel Flighty is a cad Thinks himself a funny wag Thinks he's mighty, ain't that sad "Look at me! A strutting stag!" Jiggly belly, jowls that sag Throat all phlegmy, such a drag Trousers sm......Read the rest...

...There was an old woman from Brighton Whose face the small children would frighten “Egad, why these wrinkles? My eyes lost their twinkles!” Her skin she used clothespins to tight......Read the rest...