Sad Bad Mad Poem

I've got a poem, its really rather sad, I learned it many years ago, From my dad, Its all about a person, that's very very glad who had invented a new thing that became an instant fad It meant he got loads of money and he bought a lovely pad and loads of hot women would pop round in a tad But then one day He acted like a cad and his life it all went wrong now hes a lonely lad so never count your chickens in a coop you never had because one day you may be penniless and you may well turn mad this bloke he lost his marbles ran around shorting loud, "Egad!" now he is in desperation gone to Syria, for Jihad.