Ahhh, If God Were Here Right Now

if God were here right now, i would offer him a slice of three layer lasagna i wonder if He would ask for welches grape or purple wine it would be a First Sunday it would be the best venting dinner ever i wonder if God would like garlic bread or texas toast perhaps i should make a taco salad or one of them cobb salads for dessert, i wonder if God is lactose intolerant hmm, i think i will make Him some sugar cookies i guess that would be safe nevertheless, at least i know that God will be Good, Nonjudgmental Company Going With The Flow With God Ain't Soundin' Bad At All Right Now OOOPS!!!! EGAD!!!!! (CENSORED [forgive me, Father God])!!!!! there goes the dad blasted alarm the nights go by so fast when you have to work the next day reality makes my stomach get that pre-work full feeling that i oftentimes get ESPECIALLY ON MONDAYS.....LIKE TODAY!!!!! ALEXA, PLAY BOOMTOWN RATS, AND YOU KNOW WHICH ONE!!!!!