Earmuffs Poems | Examples


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In Winter

In Winter

In winter shovels hide up 
chimneys, icicles cross 
stitch, jumpers go swimming in 
lagoons, ice skates go hunting for 
gold bars, bonfires make 
bed quilts and 
pillows, the 
dark drinks 
eggnog, evergreens wear 
earmuffs, fleece bathe in 
hot cocoa, hearths sweat 
milk, lighthouses wear 
knee socks, logs 
knit, moose 
knit, vapour people 
steal clothes pegs, vixens 
predict major 
disasters, kangaroos mimic 
the sound of 
the wind, water tanks get 
lost in 
abstract concepts.

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

It takes ten minutes
to dawn coat and gloves
scarves and boots and woolen caps
earmuffs and face masks
Pry open the frozen door 
and step outside
wait thirty seconds for the dog to pee
and run back into the house

Premium Member Wild Birds

I wish they made tiny earmuffs.
They never stop
Dawn to dusk
Chirping, cheeping, cawing,
Chattering in the hedges.
I root for the cat.
Not often
But on occasion
Y’know….just
Get that one.

Hey I chirp now and then
Get a bit over eager
At the feeder
Peck at an over eager squirrel.
It is called a “BIRD” feeder bozo.

It’s getting’ colder
They’re all keyed up
Going south.
I may just stay here
Nest near the dryer vent
Hope they toss out a slice of bread
Whole wheat is ok
Maybe a fistful of seed.

I hope they leave soon
I may read a book
Quietly


Premium Member Derek Tries To Please

Derek tried to satisfy his mother, so he gave his horse a drink.
Then he knit the horse some earmuffs, they were pretty soft and pink.
You need to give the horse a lift and a break said his brother.
He looks ridiculous carrying that horse, argued Derek’s mother.

Premium Member One Thing In Common

So many have tried but she cannot hear them
She wears her blinders and her earmuffs as a badge
I understood right away, what she was about.
It is her way; I respect it too.
My way is the opposite way, but it is clearly my way.
So I allow her to have her way.
I watch the rest of the lunch bunch try to persuade her.
They want her to change her opinion and embrace their ways.
She catches my eye and we both smile.
Opposite in almost everything, except this.

Premium Member That's Winter To Me

When autumn leaves on tree branches disappear
And chilly winds spoil outdoor fun
The warmth of a fireplace beckons me to draw near
That’s winter to me.

When snowflakes blanket streets with a hush,
And snowplows, cars, shovels and rubber soles
Leave tracks and generate dirty slush
That’s winter to me.

When mercury drops bitter cold penetrates my bones
And I act to prevent colds, flu, and frozen water pipes,
My delight is in hot tea rather than ice cream cones
That’s winter to me.

When heavy coats, boots, gloves, scarves, hats,
Earmuffs, knits, mitts, sweaters, and wool gear
Make me feel like I’m hauling a bundle of baseball bats
That’s winter to me.

When smoke oozes from my nose and mouth
Crisp air makes lips chap, teeth rattle, fingertips numb,
Desire for warmer weather make me head south
That’s winter to me.

When days are short and nights too long
And Christmas celebrations have waxed and waned,
My prayers for spring to hurry up don’t seem wrong
That’s winter to me.


Donkey Breath


That woman is so magnetic beautiful,
as long as she keeps her coffin-mouth closed
Her vapor death got a mean kick ...
two hooves in the chest
A cemetery kiss that will make you fatally sick,
I’m talking donkey breath
Mr. Ed, 
my neighbor down the street,
had an illegit child
Promiscuous with sailor lips,
she loved to bray wild
with a profane tongue
Her love was a tempting cold dish,
a pleasure-filled supper ... chilled endorphin enjoyed,
if you had a good pair of earmuffs
Had body beauty that was unsurpassed,
but any intimate contact 
required you to wear a surgical mask
Possessing oxygen death that had an iron kick ... 
two lung hooves buried in the chest
A gravedigger mouth spitting dirt on you quick,
cute cadaver talking donkey breath
Dread the proximity of drawing her air; 
kick the bad habit ... muzzle any thoughts 
of having an amorous affair
Donkey breath bed of misery is six-feet deep — 
many sinus-free lovers are buried there

My Boy

Snow falls silently and gently tonight,
  covering his little red bike from sight,
  and freezes the bucket of water he'd pour
  over the dog and onto my clean floor.

A blanket of white covers the yellow race car
  he rode down the hill out of sight and too far.
  I scolded him then, my angel, my boy.
Today the snow hides his favorite toy.

And with each crystal flake my heart feels a chill,
  remembering him there at the top of the hill.
I put on his earmuffs to protect tiny ears
  being a mother in those tender years.

Now as my tears roll wet down my face,
  I miss his sweet eyes and soft freckled face.
I miss his small hand in my hand I'd hold
  remembering that day out in the cold.

Where has it gone,
  the time and the years,
  the smiles and the laughter,
  the giggles and tears?

I wait by the phone now,
  hoping he'll call
  and say,
  "Hi Mom, it's your favorite son, Paul."



By:  Carole O'Terry Duet
Copyright:  Feb. 13, 2008
"All Rights Reserved"

How Bad Can a Room Be

How Bad Can a Room Be

No wonder my wife has been bitching
Our room is directly above the kitchen
Pots and pans are rattling everywhere
Give us room like this would not dare.

Guess what? They have done it anyway
Bad things about cruise we have to say
Our room is beside elevator and next to
Terrifying trip will be going through.

Noise here, then there and everywhere
To us both, this surely doesn't seem fair
And a Three Star Mariner we have been
But now our nerves are wearing thin.

Maybe some earmuffs we better put on
Then all the noise will be over and done
Hope better things for us will be in store
But wearing earmuffs while on shore.

This is actually going to happen. We have been
assigned 1106 on Holland America's Oosterdam.
It is even next to the main office.  We will be
having a parade in front of our room.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC

Avarice Incarnate

The spider 
whose web I've been 
crashing at 
is getting kind of 
sick of me. 
  
I guess it's about 
time I strike 
out on my own, and see 
what I can  
make of myself. 
  
I stepped onto 
the sidewalk, 
and wouldn't you 
know it, there 
she was; 
  
Adorned by fluffy green 
earmuffs 
and gaudily over-sized 
plush boots, 
she was a low-fat 
dessert for the eyes, 
a paradox for the soul's 
deciphering probe to 
jab against. 
  
Perhaps she was 
the very realization 
of my pewter daydreams 
molded by tepid steam 
from makeshift 
ovaries.

Trapped

Dark room, pitch black,
Can’t see a damn thing as a matter of fact,
No walls to feel, where am I?
It’s frigid, chilling to the bone,
Nothing is visible at all,
My voice muted, my thoughts echo,
A scream, where did it come from,
It sounded like me…
Cement floor boxing in the forever night,
A moonlit path is all I ask for,
Clothes to cover my bare skin maybe,
Lend me anything to stop this horror film,
Earmuffs to block the sorrow filled voice,
So deafening it has melded me to this place,
Immobile, inactive, incapable of playing this game,
I never heard silent screaming that sounded so loud.

So Cold

This room is so cold,
My goosebumps have goosebumps,
My earmuffs need earmuffs,
My coat has a jacket,
I mean COME ON!

This room is so cold,
I think some penguins just slid by,
I think that man is solic ice,
I think.. yeah that is a bonfire!
I mean COME ON!

This room is so cold,
Kids are having a snowball fight,
Is that man dancing or having a seizure?
Oh.. He's just shivering... Very Violently!!
Call the Police!
The Ambulance!
Is there a doctor in the House!!
Maybe I should help.

I would,
If this room weren't so cold...

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