So Cold

This room is so cold, My goosebumps have goosebumps, My earmuffs need earmuffs, My coat has a jacket, I mean COME ON! This room is so cold, I think some penguins just slid by, I think that man is solic ice, I think.. yeah that is a bonfire! I mean COME ON! This room is so cold, Kids are having a snowball fight, Is that man dancing or having a seizure? Oh.. He's just shivering... Very Violently!! Call the Police! The Ambulance! Is there a doctor in the House!! Maybe I should help. I would, If this room weren't so cold...