Dweeb Poems

Bullies on the Titanic

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I saw the ugly dweeb in the school yard
Thought I'd teach him that life was hard
He was weak, I felt like pushing him around
Jane and Mike were with me, I picked him off the ground

Mike laugh...

Passive aggressive insubordination against establishmentarian paradigm

...Bully me, yours truly 
never ordained, gifted, or blessed
with mien mean characteristic
evoking, jump/kickstarting,
representing, nor zapping
friend or foe courtesy fiery intimidation
if anythi...

'Dweeb Called'

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   Fay was dying to go to the big dance
   Praying a nice boy would give her a chance
     But O, most unfortunate!
     ‘Dweeb’ called... Fay bit the bullet
   ‘Til he came to her door ~ in sh...

Joyful Juice

...christening cruise, ship to shore...queasy slick ~
  tropically trotting, tempura-tapping, sure shoot’n quick ~
    digital capture of roiling hammock can’t help courting hacks ~
      HOrrendous ...

Consumed By Memories of Infatuation

...Anguished pained introvertedness
choked, immobilized, paralyzed...
rigor mortis frozen state held sway
over mine adolescent body as if...
scared to death upon unavoidable
close encounter (perhap...

Other Side of Love

...Ever since I loved you
I wished to be your only
wished to see your face every morning
wished to make known to the world of our love
wished to wake up everyday with you in my bed
wished to associ...

Mr Sensitive

...Mr. Sensitive


I’m so sensitive to her needs.
I’m so sensitive I can’t believe,
That she is really going out with me;
When I am such a dweeb.


She is so beautiful and sensitive;
She is so...

Grace By Vera Polozkova Translation

...When Steven leaves Grace, she continues and carries on living
By inertia usually lasting twelve days, giving
Jokes as such “Stevie, it’s ridiculous, but it is your life”
Only then skies start to r...

He Claims Not To Be a Geek

...He claims not to be a geek,
Although it has been heard,
That he’s in the science clique.

He denies that he’s a nerd,
But if you quickly check,
His Sci-Fi interest is inferred.

He says he doesn’t li...

Bad Teacher - 80's Style

...Some ooglay dweeb-o-rama after school
went and caught me mashing with my boy toy
(a stella stud, I kid you not -mad cool!)
Geek said, “He’s half your age!” I said, “No DOY!”

Before that tard...

Grammar School Theatrics

...speak up my dear
the class can't hear you 
when you mumble
e-n-u-n-c-i-a-t-e
stand up straight
pull that hair back 
from your face
no wonder no one wants 
to play with you
at recess all you ...

Piss Ant

...Little munchkin dweeb
                                                  He whines all the time
                                                               about:
                               ...

D.O.R.K.Spells a Little Awkwardness Never Hurt Anybody

...It is easy to pick on the D.O.R.K.
or the dweeb of society
who is clumsy and meek
stuttering most of the time in his life
Rather spends time with his parents than the social clique
One who actua...

Endangered Species

...I am an endangered specie,becoming readily extinct by the day.
There are few and far less of us as time is ever so clear
one day,alas,the whole of us will surely disappear.
Men,without flaws or gr...

Hey..Gay!

...They look for a patsy or a dweeb without orientation
Pointing their finger at the little guy
Try to make fun of him and cause much distress
They say:

HEY..GAY!!

And the name sticks around in...

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