Dweeb Poems - Poems about Dweeb

... Fay was dying to go to the big dance Praying a nice boy would give her a chance But O, most unfortunate! ‘Dweeb’ called... Fay bit the bullet ‘Til he came to her door ~ in sh......Read the rest...

...Upon their parting each commenced to launching old cliche's, takin’ turns at tossin’ well-used comments back and forth. Zeroed in on Waco, Rowdy started walkin’ south...while - bound for home in But......Read the rest...

...‘Tiny’ Bawb Always Wins His Fights - (in “Phonetically-Edited" Rhyme - for my Brit and Ausie Mites) Just before the Ausie, ‘Tiny’ Bawb, commenced to swingin’...tryin’ t......Read the rest...

...You’re Not the Boss o’ ME! “You’re not the boss o’ ME!” is a comeback you’ll hear among children when ordered by someone they feel has no privilege to force them to do - or to no......Read the rest...

...christening cruise, ship to shore...queasy slick ~ tropically trotting, tempura-tapping, sure shoot’n quick ~ digital capture of roiling hammock can’t help courting hacks ~ HOrrendous ......Read the rest...

...Anguished pained introvertedness choked, immobilized, paralyzed... rigor mortis frozen state held sway over mine adolescent body as if... scared to death upon unavoidable close encounter (perhap......Read the rest...

...Ever since I loved you I wished to be your only wished to see your face every morning wished to make known to the world of our love wished to wake up everyday with you in my bed wished to associ......Read the rest...

...Mr. Sensitive I’m so sensitive to her needs. I’m so sensitive I can’t believe, That she is really going out with me; When I am such a dweeb. She is so beautiful and sensitive; She is so......Read the rest...

...When Steven leaves Grace, she continues and carries on living By inertia usually lasting twelve days, giving Jokes as such “Stevie, it’s ridiculous, but it is your life” Only then skies start to r......Read the rest...

...He claims not to be a geek, Although it has been heard, That he’s in the science clique. He denies that he’s a nerd, But if you quickly check, His Sci-Fi interest is inferred. He says he doesn’t li......Read the rest...

...Some ooglay dweeb-o-rama after school went and caught me mashing with my boy toy (a stella stud, I kid you not -mad cool!) Geek said, “He’s half your age!” I said, “No DOY!” Before that tard......Read the rest...

...speak up my dear the class can't hear you when you mumble e-n-u-n-c-i-a-t-e stand up straight pull that hair back from your face no wonder no one wants to play with you at recess all you ......Read the rest...

...Little munchkin dweeb He whines all the time about: ......Read the rest...

...It is easy to pick on the D.O.R.K. or the dweeb of society who is clumsy and meek stuttering most of the time in his life Rather spends time with his parents than the social clique One who actua......Read the rest...

...I am an endangered specie,becoming readily extinct by the day. There are few and far less of us as time is ever so clear one day,alas,the whole of us will surely disappear. Men,without flaws or gr......Read the rest...