Too Much Junk Food To the Belly

I feel that funny bulge a tingle The mouth was craving for Doritos and Pringle Burger King has become the norm This belly here is weathering hunger's Storm French Fries Haven for an old lard unshaven I'm too late for a Spanish cutie A fan of grease and some tutti-frutti Enters the area that I call the throat Ring Dings and cupcakes soon they will coat the layer of fatty flab by forgetting the diet TAB Bimbos love A HUNK But not a dweeb of proportionate CHUNK A little blueberry POP TART For the tongue of this aging FART Cannot savor if you give me that LIFE SAVOR Leave me with Orville Redenbacher If you would do me that kindly favor We all have a thing for munching on ONION RING Pass the 1A and some hamburgers our way Flavor the bacon scramble the egg Mrs Parsons is 25 But already shows it in her leg Margot sucks on a chip All she is doing by enlarging her hip Scotty is being naughty That's why he's forever on the potty Frank's sitting on the log enjoying some HOT DOG Patty has left for the day before the OREOS come her way The end is near I feel it in my rear As my once trim line turns jelly From having too much junk food in my belly!!