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Dry Cleaners Poems - Poems about Dry Cleaners

Tell Me Crime Don'T Pay
...They say crime don't pay, we just left ST. Regis, in a two seater Battista, got rich off Coke cut with ether & a ton of reefer, now they get rich selling magazines putting our crimes in the Don Div......

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Categories: dry cleaners, betrayal, corruption, drug, money,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Have a Feeling We Are Getting Close
...college boulevard college hamburgers college dry cleaners college day care center college café college laundromat. I have a feeling we are close to the college I say. My husband has no idea, w......

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Categories: dry cleaners, travel,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member De-Puzzlers
...If lawyers get de-barred and clergymen de-frocked Does it naturally follow and make sense That electricians are de-lighted and cowboys de-ranged? Need some answers, no sitting on the fence......

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Categories: dry cleaners, fun,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Broken Zipper
...A broken zipper Can happen any time When it does- It does happen It is at the wrong time Rushing to be outside The zipper would break On a winter jacket Or a pair of jeans A change in a zi......

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Categories: dry cleaners, clothes,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Month End Madness
...Panting, running, paying, fuming, Bumping, swearing, hurrying, driving, All because today is the thirty first Of the month, why are we all nigh to burst! Got to buy groceries, go the butcher The......

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Categories: dry cleaners, friend, husband,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Funny Signs Three
...In a Bangkok dry cleaners window, “Drop your trousers here” But they get lots of curious people with nothing to clean I fear Takes all kinds it seems Making up the world's scene But this ......

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Categories: dry cleaners, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Fun With English Three
...In a Bangkok dry cleaners window, “Drop your trousers here” But they get lots of curious people with nothing to clean I fear Takes all kinds it seems Making up the world's scene But this ......

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Categories: dry cleaners, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Fun With English 3
...In a Bangkok dry cleaners window, “Drop your trousers here” But they get lots of curious people with nothing to clean I fear Takes all kinds it seems Making up the world's scene But this ......

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Categories: dry cleaners, fun,
Form: Limerick
Whats In a Name
...He served me up an ice cream sundae on a trey, with only one cherry on top to my dismay, instead asked the maitre dee for a parfait, he said roger that I'll bring it back with no delay, And whi......

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Categories: dry cleaners, humor,
Form: Light Verse
The Cleaners
...What's up with dry cleaners What is it that they do They're using nothing wet What's this potion they use Take our clothes to the back Come back they're on the rack You never smell anything......

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Categories: dry cleaners, business, clothes, confusion, humanity,
Form: Free verse
Kremlin Gremlins
...About an hour later she slipped Yuri Andropov into the conversation: *“I have to drop off a blouse at the dry cleaners.”* Suddenly it was May Day & I’m back in Red Square, Dwarfed beneath larger......

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Categories: dry cleaners, america, angst,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member That's Another Reason I'M Upset
...What is it about a Wizard's appearance that gives me pause? I always find myself guessing about what type of lurid surreptitious act of debauchery is practiced within the confines of s......

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Categories: dry cleaners, humor,
Form: Free verse
Corporate Conversion
...The corporation offers logo wear Dazzling subsidized cafes State of the art fitness centers They bring the dentist, dry cleaners And hair stylist to you No need to leave our campus ......

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Categories: dry cleaners, technology, work,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member De-Puzzlers
...If lawyers get de-barred and clergymen de-frocked Does it naturally follow and make sense That electricians are de-lighted and cowboys de-ranged? Need some answers, no sitting on the fence! ......

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Categories: dry cleaners, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member No Winter This Year!.... No! None At All!
...NO WINTER THIS YEAR! NO NONE AT ALL! no winter this year, no! none at all! the ducks dilly dally, honeybees in the fall! my dry cleaners said "no need for your coat! I'll get to it when, I do......

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Categories: dry cleaners, funnywinter, winter,
Form: Limerick

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