Douche Poems - Poems about Douche

...If I was being an ass And no reason would make up for it, If I was acting like a douche bag And tempers had been tested If I was a buzzkill And it becomes contagious If I became a monster......Read the rest...

...“What do you care what other people think?” Is a posed question with attempted answer in ink, And Feynman did fine, but there are thoughts of mine, That when I’m drunk on wine, they both do and......Read the rest...

...Some people just cannot be honest for the life of them. Others, like myself are all too honest. I wonder if honesty is like diarrhea, if it too runs in the genes? I will ask him, he will know......Read the rest...

...Steve: This sounds like the traditional Hindu caste system. I get it; all that Kama Sutra stuff. John: You mean Kama Sutra IPA? It’s a local brew. Not bad. Steve: Douche bag say wha? John: W......Read the rest...

...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......Read the rest...

...sassy smirk scrunched spanking salient sucks smog smithereen scorched sorting saucy sauce savvy strengths spent savaging sumptuous sects dark dribbles drooled damping dainty doom dense dug ......Read the rest...

...I hope one day you look to people in moments of need and see none care I hope you feel your lowest again this time no one there I hope you have a loving friendship end because you send one text ......Read the rest...

...My soul urns for justice and it’s own freedom why is this sh** keep me awake and everything else continuously makes me break I am demonstrating my fake famous traits amazingly entertaining everyone a......Read the rest...

...I see you got expensive shoes, But you couldn't pay someone to screw you. You walk around all day thinking you're hot as fondu. Yeah, you got cheese, And you think that makes you an OG. Well, le......Read the rest...

...My neighbour's goat is called Billy. He is starting to drive me silly. He keeps nibbling my bush. If I give him a douche. He might stop then, will he??......Read the rest...

...She was tidying up the food store, then soon a mouse appeared on a shelf. "What a cuuuute lil thing....." she whispered. So touched by it's white fur and pink nose, that she called her husband fr......Read the rest...

...Tired of frolic and the beaming sun, the snow and ice retreat; returning the pond nation to its peaceful co-existence. Toads once again sit majestically upon their naked rock thrones—no lil......Read the rest...

...No stories this time No gimmicks, no music This is the spawn of silence This is the product of utter quiet There is no one else in this persona There is no one else playing a part of this poem ......Read the rest...

...Friends I know I said I'd be nothing without them I said whenever they'd need me I'd always be there I'd always be right there I said I don't throw away friends I said, I said, I said and no o......Read the rest...

...I am tired of licking people's boots; I am tired of being stepped on like a doormat; I am tired of being punched like a douche-bag. No more will I turn my cheek to be sprinkled on spray, for th......Read the rest...