Douche Poems - Poems about Douche

...I bathed, one day, in the Dead Sea, My belly floated like a piece of wood The water was so salty, it stung the skin It was necessary to go out and take a good shower, I have not known Jesus, me......

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...If I was being an ass And no reason would make up for it, If I was acting like a douche bag And tempers had been tested If I was a buzzkill And it becomes contagious If I became a monster......

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...“What do you care what other people think?” Is a posed question with attempted answer in ink, And Feynman did fine, but there are thoughts of mine, That when I’m drunk on wine, they both do and......

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...Some people just cannot be honest for the life of them. Others, like myself are all too honest. I wonder if honesty is like diarrhea, if it too runs in the genes? I will ask him, he will know......

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...Steve: This sounds like the traditional Hindu caste system. I get it; all that Kama Sutra stuff. John: You mean Kama Sutra IPA? It’s a local brew. Not bad. Steve: Douche bag say wha? John: W......

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...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......

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...sassy smirk scrunched spanking salient sucks smog smithereen scorched sorting saucy sauce savvy strengths spent savaging sumptuous sects dark dribbles drooled damping dainty doom dense dug ......

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...I hope one day you look to people in moments of need and see none care I hope you feel your lowest again this time no one there I hope you have a loving friendship end because you send one text ......

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...My soul urns for justice and it’s own freedom why is this sh** keep me awake and everything else continuously makes me break I am demonstrating my fake famous traits amazingly entertaining everyone a......

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...I see you got expensive shoes, But you couldn't pay someone to screw you. You walk around all day thinking you're hot as fondu. Yeah, you got cheese, And you think that makes you an OG. Well, le......

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...My neighbour's goat is called Billy. He is starting to drive me silly. He keeps nibbling my bush. If I give him a douche. He might stop then, will he??......

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...She was tidying up the food store, then soon a mouse appeared on a shelf. "What a cuuuute lil thing....." she whispered. So touched by it's white fur and pink nose, that she called her husband fr......

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...Tired of frolic and the beaming sun, the snow and ice retreat; returning the pond nation to its peaceful co-existence. Toads once again sit majestically upon their naked rock thrones—no lil......

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...No stories this time No gimmicks, no music This is the spawn of silence This is the product of utter quiet There is no one else in this persona There is no one else playing a part of this poem ......

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...Friends I know I said I'd be nothing without them I said whenever they'd need me I'd always be there I'd always be right there I said I don't throw away friends I said, I said, I said and no o......

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