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Billy the Goat

My neighbour's goat is called Billy.
He is starting to drive me silly.
He keeps nibbling my bush.
If I give him a douche.
He might stop then, will he??

Copyright © Jean Murray | Year Posted 2017

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August 9, 2017 at 9:04 PM

Hi Jean: I love goats. Mares eat oats And goats eat oats and little lambs eat ivy a kid'll eat ivy too, wooden shoe? Great limerick, Jean!

August 10, 2017 at 5:34 AM

I woodened...would you?

Andrea Dietrich

August 9, 2017 at 6:09 PM

Oh, Jean, are you being a naughty lady here? I see a double meaning here and I LOVE it.

August 9, 2017 at 6:25 PM

Naughty?? Moi???

Connie Marcum Wong

August 7, 2017 at 9:14 PM

Goats are loveable, but oh so unpredictable! You never know what they will pull! This is humorous and cute Jean! : )

August 8, 2017 at 3:42 AM

Morning Connie. Thank you for your visit.

August 2, 2017 at 2:11 PM

Shhhh you said you wouldn't call me Billy here!!!!!! LOL loved this.

August 2, 2017 at 2:32 PM

You are such a bold Billy goat Art.

August 1, 2017 at 10:40 PM

Haha...love it Jean

August 2, 2017 at 1:12 AM

Could you sort out my Billy Timmy?

August 1, 2017 at 7:07 PM

Fun limerick :)

August 2, 2017 at 1:11 AM

Morning Agnes. Thank you.

August 1, 2017 at 6:08 PM

ha ha ha Jean this really made me smile as i used to have a goat called Billy and he would eat everything is sight lol:-) hugs jan xx

August 1, 2017 at 6:26 PM

Hi Jan. A friend of mine put these thoughts in my head this evening. She's very naughty!

August 1, 2017 at 6:26 PM

Hi Jan. A friend of mine put these thoughts in my head this evening. She's very naughty!

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