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Wrestling Entertainment

The news is out, who is doping up 
I was very shocked it wasn't Batista 
Matt Hardy and MVP, what a combo 
They take away the tag team titles from Douche and Domino 
All those wrestlers busted for steroids 
Now they which doctors to avoid 
John Cena won't have to watch his back 
Because Randy Orton was taking the crap 
Great Kali speaks in a language I call Orangutan 
The doofis with him translates his slang 
Chris Masters likes attacking the men from the rear 
They announce the Silver Back is here 
Hornswaggle is the Cruiser Weight Champ 
This causes Jamie Noble menstrual cramps 
Kane has cracked ribs from several attacks 
The Stone Cold Stunner is now back 
Rey Mysterio is back trying to make a statement 
The billion dollar industry of Wrestling Entertainment

Copyright © | Year Posted 2008




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