Dork Poems - Poems about Dork

Mom spilled hot stew, wets a pal, lap short-shorts, Dad yelled its hot, loop pool pop dive exhorts, Mom says not that sort of hot, Pip, spiced hot that's all it got? Snot tons, "Jokes--Pip, we're exports, not Hogwarts?" ...

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I once had a buddy named Bob He was an unbearable slob I pressed him a suit And dressed him up cute He dirtied it quickly, the knob....

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A jolly old gentleman from York Had a big problem handling a fork Ate his peas with a knife, With dismay from his wife And was known throughout town as a dork. written February 4, 2022...

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There once was a woman from York who used just a knife and a fork. She tried to eat soup, but forks do not scoop. I’m tempted to call her a dork....

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I tried to run after the midnight train Too fast for me was abundantly plain. Sat down with a bottle and popped a cork. Way far gone she was. I felt like a dork. Upon my word I had nothing to gain. Contest: Five Word Challenge Sponsor: Beth Evans Written 11-22-2019...

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Dork Did Uncork the Pork We just did dicover Trump is a dumb dork; Who always likes playing around with pork; Us over barrel, And part feral; More loser followers, he seemed to uncork. Jim Horn...

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Dork Using A Fork Horn Hiaku We once knew a dork; Should eat donut with a fork; Keep flakes from his clothes. Let me describe he background of how this haiku came about. Yesterday, I had eaten a donut with powdered white sugar on it. The powder proceeded to end up all over the place. This morning I mentioned what had happened yesterday....

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He makes me smile, Without even trying. It's been a while; Since I could say I was happy without lying. Most girls get bears and flowers. But something about us is unique; You gave me sour candies and eight hours. You make me happy in a way I can't even speak. My dork you're the most amazing person ever. You made me feel so...

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There once was a fellow from New York This dummy was an absolute dork He bet on the Jets A move he regrets He thought babies were brought by the stork...

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Doing something that is so Obviously silly that people can Really question what Knowledge you do dare possess!...

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