James Horn Poet Haiku

Dork Using a Fork Horn Hiaku

Dork Using A Fork Horn Hiaku

We once knew a dork;
Should eat donut with a fork;
Keep flakes from his clothes.

Let me describe he background 
of how this haiku came about. 
Yesterday, I had eaten a donut
with powdered white sugar on it.
The powder proceeded to end up
all over the place. This morning I
mentioned what had happened 
yesterday. She suggested that I
should have eaten the donut with
a fork.  I then told her that is
why a woman belongs in the
White House as our President.
When I finally found the fork
in the road someone had run
over it with their car. The fork
could no longer be used and 
was bent beyond belief. Do
you think you can affork to
buy another fork for a dork?
Maybe another bottle together
we should uncork after you
arrived at bar after riding in
on a stork.

Jim Horn

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn

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