Dork Using a Fork Horn Hiaku

Dork Using A Fork Horn Hiaku We once knew a dork; Should eat donut with a fork; Keep flakes from his clothes. Let me describe he background of how this haiku came about. Yesterday, I had eaten a donut with powdered white sugar on it. The powder proceeded to end up all over the place. This morning I mentioned what had happened yesterday. She suggested that I should have eaten the donut with a fork. I then told her that is why a woman belongs in the White House as our President. When I finally found the fork in the road someone had run over it with their car. The fork could no longer be used and was bent beyond belief. Do you think you can affork to buy another fork for a dork? Maybe another bottle together we should uncork after you arrived at bar after riding in on a stork. Jim Horn James Thesarious Hilarious Horn