Ditch Poems - Poems about Ditch

All through spring, the catalysts of eddies, encircle the rivulets bubbling over, like wherewithal's brandishing this errant song. Now the lesson is over, dark ditches all reignite treasons answer, twice mightier than the sword, he carries his words in the rain following like the lamb the serpents gain....

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Over my house lingered a broom-riding witch. She laughed so hard, the roof gave a pitch. Someone told grandma about it; for they loved to snitch. We all ran outside and threw ourselves into a ditch. What are we doing here? Asked my aunt who was rich. I thought you knew, I said to my short cousin Mitch. I had no...

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I don't know what's going on today I even suspect if I ever had any skills to understand the world I live in sure they dug a ditch around here or built walls that I can't see there's something hidden in everything or is this just my psychopathy? i always knew i should be good but i didn't know i should be better because I...

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Clean your house out – ditch the past! Get rid of all that you’ve amassed. VHS tapes and cassettes, Toys and trophies – no regrets! Old TVs with bulging backs, Books you’ve read (piled up in stacks); Souvenirs from every tour, Blinds and shades (passe décor). Piggy banks and pocketbooks, Earrings meant for younger looks, Even bunkbeds not in use Must be gone – there’s no...

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The King’s headaches have grown since he's ascended the throne And wearing that Crown has turned his smile to a frown Marrying the Queen’s led to scenes unforeseen With his new relatives who...

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Because of a tiny glitch Inside a wet south side ditch A minuscule germ, Mitch Had an incredible itch His voice had an uphill pitch With a lilt that was rich His oldest friend named Fritz Told me that Mitch was a ditz Mitch and Fritz fixed up the ditch It attracted a whacky witch Whose sense of humor with a stitch Delighted the deliriously decorated...

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Ditch Mitch McConnell, I say, Make room for new blood today! He promotes a party schism, Also, plain obstructionism. A major fault, I can see, Not a hoot for Kentucky. We rank very low in stats, Mitch tries to wear many hats. What’s good for U.S. of A., Mitch quickly stands in the way. written January 25, 2022 [Englyn poetry, a Welsh rhyming form, that praises or...

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To another woman he shall surely switch, The present one definitely ditch, His voice at its most embarrassing pitch, Now naming her ‘White Witch,’ Soon renaming her ‘Black ,’ Curious passersby to never know “which? “ Nor why his nostrils flare and twitch, A bit believing that this might be flesh and its itch And a great deal surer that he’s stinking rich: The...

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I was oblivious to the fact what is toxic, When I stumbled upon toxic, amazing voice, looks decent, beautiful thoughts we shared. then poison spread....

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It bubbles and flows, It winds around the road, The odd bridge here and there, In the winter it's so cold, But it still bubbles and flows, Sometimes it even overflows, In the summer it's full of kids, Trying to catch the little fish, Still it bubbles and flows, It's cleaned ever year, So that it bubbles and flows, The water never stops....

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When all are fine and dandy And all are rich and dumb We'll all go down to randy and bare a ditch and slum...

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I understand, you were lonely and needed a wife but you also brought a young witch into my life. She didn't have a pointy hat nor ride a burning broom Just a pair of green eyes that deeply etched my doom. She was clever and hid her temper very well but when you left to make ends meet that was...

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I found you yesterday Little raccoon in a ditch I wondered what I could do for you. You were stiff, and covered with snow. If I gently brushed you off, would you return to the land of the living? My snow brush might be too harsh. I went through my garage, hoping you would know I was not planning to leave you...

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Phil’s caveman look is very weird He really should shave off his beard His mother is right He looks a strange sight The Neanderthal look’s to be feared! Since December Phil’s been hirsute He needs to give his beard a boot He’ll cut it off in the sink But his mum won’t cause a stink Cos without it he looks real cute! Poem Posted with...

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The chimes are ringing in the hall I can't really make sense of it all At the front door I roll to check Nobody there, oh what the heck Look under my pillow, sheets, and duvet Arg...I don't have any time to play Under the bed I'll take a peek Crap, now there's pizza sauce on my cheek Out the window there's a...

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