A Tiny Glitch In a Deliriously Decorated Ditch

Because of a tiny glitch Inside a wet south side ditch A minuscule germ, Mitch Had an incredible itch His voice had an uphill pitch With a lilt that was rich His oldest friend named Fritz Told me that Mitch was a ditz Mitch and Fritz fixed up the ditch It attracted a whacky witch Whose sense of humor with a stitch Delighted the deliriously decorated ditch