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Ditch the Darn Queen

The King’s headaches have grown since he's ascended the throne And wearing that Crown has turned his smile to a frown Marrying the Queen’s led to scenes unforeseen With his new relatives who make it hell just to live In that beautiful palace So, wishing no malice If I were the King I’d ditch the darn Queen Move 'cross the pond from the palace ~ Love, ‘Debbie does Dallas’

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 6/23/2022 2:39:00 AM

" If I were the King I’d ditch the darn Queen" so much fun!

Jennifer Fenn

Date: 6/19/2022 8:42:00 PM

This is a funny poem about how difficult in laws can be.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/20/2022 8:15:00 PM

In-laws difficult? I'd say they're impossible. Difficult I could live with. lol. :) gw

Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/17/2022 4:22:00 AM

It's certainly a hard life for them lol. Tom

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/17/2022 11:43:00 AM

I don't know how the royals make it on 58 million pounds sterling a year (2019 budget)... Actually, due to the COVID, downturn, they had to make due on only 38 million in 2020. The poor dears. lol. Thanks, Tom

Michael Tor

Date: 6/16/2022 10:23:00 PM

LoL, excellent write Gershon, it put a smile on my face...

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/17/2022 11:42:00 AM

Keep smiling, Michael! Happy weekend.