Gershon Wolf Poet Couplet

Ditch the Darn Queen

The King’s headaches have grown
     since he's ascended the throne

   And wearing that Crown
     has turned his smile to a frown

   Marrying the Queen’s
     led to scenes unforeseen

   With his new relatives
     who make it hell just to live

   In that beautiful palace
     So, wishing no malice

   If I were the King
     I’d ditch the darn Queen

   Move 'cross the pond from the palace
     ~ Love, ‘Debbie does Dallas’

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Caren Krutsinger June 23, 2022 at 2:39 AM " If I were the King I’d ditch the darn Queen" so much fun!

Jennifer Fenn June 19, 2022 at 8:42 PM This is a funny poem about how difficult in laws can be. Gershon Wolf June 20, 2022 at 8:15 PM In-laws difficult? I'd say they're impossible. Difficult I could live with. lol. :) gw

Tom Cunningham June 17, 2022 at 4:22 AM It's certainly a hard life for them lol. Tom Gershon Wolf June 17, 2022 at 11:43 AM I don't know how the royals make it on 58 million pounds sterling a year (2019 budget)... Actually, due to the COVID, downturn, they had to make due on only 38 million in 2020. The poor dears. lol. Thanks, Tom

Michael Tor June 16, 2022 at 10:23 PM LoL, excellent write Gershon, it put a smile on my face... Gershon Wolf June 17, 2022 at 11:42 AM Keep smiling, Michael! Happy weekend.