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Dishwasher Poems - Poems about Dishwasher

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Premium Member water spots
...from summertime rain water spots on windows cling just like dishwasher......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, water,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member - Impress Mother-in-law -
... It takes maximum five seconds to open the dishwasher, place the cup in the machine ......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, humor, husband,
Form: Free verse
Good news for cooks everywhere
...Never in my lifetime have I seen, In any of the places I have been, So many who have an infinite supply of steam, Who to stir the pot are keen. Day or night they are to be seen, Discussing th......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, age, allusion, analogy, assonance,
Form: Grook
Premium Member Lets Not Spoil Our Other Boys
...They never made Charlie work for anything, no doubt. He never did a chore or helped his parents out. When he reached sixteen, he wanted a Porsche. They gave him one the day his mom got a dishwashe......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Why the Husband Stays In the Garage
...Just before the couple’s wedding day a young man told me about his plan How he and his wife would be equal no difference between the woman or the man All the chores like cooking and the cleanin......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, humor, life, poetry,
Form: Rhyme



Sludge Behind the Dishwasher
...As the weather chooses its flavour for the hour, Stubble-ended wood shaves itself on the layers of unseen ground. Synthetic puke seeps through pores seeking to devour Every tiny, curled hair float......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, beauty, drink, identity, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Chapter 69 -- Damian Delilah Mallory and Polly: Secret Places
...Aah Summer time. The house Was quiet. Dolly and Molly were The only ones awake and already Showered and dressed. Dolly said. "Woo I am ready for whatever." Molly agreed saying, "Yeah, Sist......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, allusion, best friend, color,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Bag of Spiders
...Bag of spiders, I scream in awe to see! My best collection from that pigeon pea tree All yellow brown crawlers, they’re tiny So cute when they hug and push their friends or enemy Do you think the......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, insect,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Dawns Scuttlebutt
...the dawn’s scuttlebutt dovetails with the dishwasher whirring and tweeting the wagging of beaks and wings movement of a writer’s hands......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, bird, sound,
Form: Tanka
Premium Member Dishwasher
...I have an Ultra Quiet with a whir. Frigidaire 24" Built-In White Dishwasher, Energy saver, with hot and cold stir. For a while it did purr. Oh yes, they do make a dishwasher. Naïve people believ......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, old,
Form: Ode
Premium Member Ode To a Dishwasher
...In my small kitchen she sits Simple and plain My mechanical maid Who never complains Who takes cups and plates laid On her long arms with ease And returns every one Scrubbed clean of grease ......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, giving, thank you, work,
Form: Ode
Housework Is -
...Multichoice test. Answer A B or C to each of the following to determine your housework saturation level. 1. Generally, it can be said that Housework is... A. Boring and Tiring B. Unappreciate......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, humor,
Form: List
Unloading the Dishwasher
...Ting-ting The forks are put to bed......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, fun,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member I Was Going To- But
...'Twas a week before Christmas And I've not done my shopping I was going this morning But first, my floors needed a mopping I was going to mop them But I first had to broom Then, I waite......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, humor,
Form: Rhyme
A Battle In the Kitchen
...Kettle or dishwasher Battle for greatest Tool used in the kitchen How should we compare? It is, of course, no doubt Quite stiff competition For each has its worth And I’m not saying Any ......Read the rest...
Categories: dishwasher, food, home,
Form: Free verse

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