The Dishwasher

Tom the Dishwasher Hand wash each time Place in drainboard, Always forget the gloves, Hands get greasy, yuck, slime! Drainboard sits on my Electric dishwasher, Used once in two years, Just what is packed, Between my ears? Maybe cause the paper plates and plastic utensils Didn't fare so well, Oh, you know how weird Is Tom Bell Should'a put a pinball Machine, in that slot, Play the Who's Tommy, Bet I'd play real hot! The one time I used, sometime last year, Still await unloading... Is that laughter I hear? Now if I was normal, I'd be quite dull, But never worry, My brain is void and null!