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Image result for Pictures of Pitbull dogsThe dog that showed up at our house has more white on him and I believe he is taller than this one and his ears are different..He is just a big baby but he scares me ..

The Dishwasher

Once there was a dishwasher leak That went on and on for a week It flooded the clean floor Sorrow ran in the door The situation looked so bleak The pit bull bit the wife when she hand fed Naughty devil in disguise watched as she bled Now the old husband is retired He is caught in the line of fire Dish washer with apron he has been lead He called the repair man in secret He whispered as it was the bleakest Get the parts sent by air express Get here so fast speed in excess As he whispered this is so freakish
My dishwasher is leaking a river when it drains so we are having to hand wash dishes until the repair man can get parts to fix it..The dog bit my hand and I have an open wound which doesn't need to be in dish water. I asked the retired husband to help. He told me he was going to call the repair man and tell him to have those parts delivered by air express..Then he said I kind of like doing this and I am good at it so I think I will apply for a job doing it for pay..LOL>>ROTFL
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Horne Avatar
May 10, 2016 at 3:36 PM
LOL, had a good chuckle here : )
Gazbowski Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 10:53 AM
Chuckles galore left me wanting more ! Loved this Sarah, thanks for brightening up my afternoon.
Kendrick Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 10:58 AM
Glad you got chuckles..The repairman is here as I type this and getting the dishwasher back to going..I can cook lunch and not have to worry about washing those dishes..Sara
Horne Avatar
April 4, 2016 at 11:55 AM
LOL, Tommy could come to Warren's to wash their dishes (before I break them)
Dietrich Avatar
April 2, 2016 at 3:49 PM
haha. Loved your funny story about all this at the end, Sara. Hubbie got busy to get the parts delivered fast once he knew HE would have to be washing the dishes.
La France Avatar
April 2, 2016 at 1:07 PM
Sara, did the dog really bite your hand, hopefully an accident, cute poem about the dishwasher needing repair ~
A. Sharma Avatar
April 2, 2016 at 5:31 AM
This is so good Sara... loved the wit..
Turner Avatar
April 1, 2016 at 4:55 PM
I hand wash my dishes everyday, it keeps my hands soft and my nails clean. I like your limericks and your luck sounds like mine. Hope your hand gets well soon. Peace my friend:)
Andresen Avatar
April 1, 2016 at 12:51 PM
- I love doing the dishes by hand .... dishwasher takes an eternity to be finished - .... - This dog had scared me too! (I have two, but they do not bite) - A gem in everyday life Sara, your husband do a wonderful work I believe :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Breidenthal Avatar
April 1, 2016 at 12:07 PM
This got me a notion to write a new poem! :) Thank you for that! Such a crazy amazing composition! :) It cleaned my act =) get it? - J W Earnings ~~~~~~
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