Ode To a Dishwasher

In my small kitchen she sits
Simple and plain
My mechanical maid
Who never complains
Who takes cups and plates laid
On her long arms with ease
And returns every one
Scrubbed clean of grease

Because I am NOT at the sink, wrists plunged in grime
I have precious time - and peace of mind -
To fashion and design these meandering lines
This is the gift she grants -so humble, so grand
Yet after decades of duty, she's become tired
Sputtering and leaking from weakening wires
Like all teachers and nurses, she deserves to retire

When I told him it was time to buy
A new dishwasher, he said the price was too high
I say, the value of my sanity
Is worth more than his 200 channels of cable TV
(of which he watches only three)
Or his mountains of Lego, or toys for his truck
For those, he'll happily spend a buck!
So dear, after next Saturday's barbeque
I'll let you scrape off all the gristle and goo
Then maybe you'll appreciate what a dishwasher can do~

3/01/23
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Hind Avatar
August 16, 2023 at 5:29 PM
This was really cool. It was brilliant.
Allison Avatar
May 1, 2023 at 3:32 PM
fabulous tribute to a trusty appliance and my advice is remove ALL his privileges you will get a new dishwasher next day delivery lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Watt Avatar
March 17, 2023 at 9:34 PM
When I was growing up, my home had TWO dishwashers... my sister and me. My mom was able to convince my penny-pinching dad that an electric dishwasher was a sound investment, saving us thousands compared to the cost of the sanitarium she would have to live in if she had to referee any more arguments over who has to wash and who gets to dry. Not to mention the cost of replacing all those chipped plates, broken glasses, and scratched frying pans. Great poem, Michelle, love your wry humor ~ John
Bueckert Avatar
March 8, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Here here Michelle, getting a dishwasher is a game changer for sure, much enjoyed this :)
Fowler Avatar
March 8, 2023 at 6:49 PM
LOL Michelle. Terrific tribute with a lesson to learn. Congratulations ! :)
Peck Avatar
March 8, 2023 at 4:19 PM
AMEN!! Let them get a taste of women's chores! My dishwasher is very old now, too, and I fear it will die. It's just me and there aren't that many dishes. Anyhow, I loved your poem. :) Congratulations!
Roper Avatar
March 5, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Love yours. I do have hard water. In the 10 years I've lived in this home, I've gone through 3 refrigerators, 2 dishwashers, and a faucet that had pvid around the brass.
Faulkner Avatar
March 5, 2023 at 9:01 PM
I can't imagine not having a dishwasher, for me that's a deal breaker - thanks for commenting, Eve
Dietrich Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 9:26 PM
You tell him. Good grief! Very well written ode. I always end up with crap dishwashers. So I am back to doing them by hand
Faulkner Avatar
March 3, 2023 at 6:45 AM
We've had this one for over twenty years, definately time to get another one, if I can convince him!
Wolf Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 7:28 PM
Lovely piece, Michelle... Sounds like the mysterious 'he/him' will learn a thing or two about dish-washing very soon! Oh, he'll just love it!
Faulkner Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Oh if only that were true, thank you for your visit, gw~
Poet Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 10:47 AM
Being able to clean dishes in a matter of minutes is a huge time saver, Michelle. This is a beautiful and evocative ode, and I can really relate to it.
Faulkner Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Very true, thank you very much
George Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 8:09 AM
"Yet after decades of duty, she's become tired/ Sputtering and leaking from weakening wires/ Like all teachers and nurses, she deserves to retire" This is equally humorous and true to every detail ... ! This has indeed made me so light hearted after a hectic day ! Thank you Michelle. All the best in the contest...
Faulkner Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Yes after a hectic day it is good to have one, thanks so much Valsa
Andresen Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 8:03 AM
- A great ode ... it does a wonderful job ... and deserves your words, Michelle :))) - GL in the contest :) - hugs
Faulkner Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Yes it does, thank you
Rodrigues Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 6:36 AM
LOL! I enjoyed the woe is me and humor too!
Faulkner Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Thanks so much, Kim
Daniel Avatar
March 1, 2023 at 11:42 PM
A lovely ode, nicely done, Michelle:)
Faulkner Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Thank you Jo
Kingston Avatar
March 1, 2023 at 10:47 PM
For only a few years my dishwasher had a mustache and a wedding ring on his hand. :) To me, your last paragraph was the best! Many hands make light work...BUT, the dishwasher always rules! What a fun and true to life poem. I just loved it.
Faulkner Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 7:40 PM
You're lucky, my hubby never does the dishes! I'm glad you liked it, thank you Marikate
Turner Avatar
March 1, 2023 at 8:33 PM
A very fun and entertaining ode, Michelle. Amazing how addicted to gadgets, we are. Good job,Michelle:)
Faulkner Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Thank you very much for your fun comment, Daniel
M  Avatar
March 1, 2023 at 7:37 PM
Praise the dishwasher!! I feel the same Michelle! Love this well written , fun relatable poem!! Debx
Rolland Avatar
March 1, 2023 at 7:34 PM
thanks to to the dishwasher, you point out how helpful, he is, he deserve tribute, nicely written yann
Faulkner Avatar
March 2, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Thank you yann
Buehler Avatar
March 1, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Dishwashers sure are handy to have around. A wonderfully written ode, and so relatable! :)
Faulkner Avatar
March 1, 2023 at 5:15 PM
I can't imagine life without one! Thanks for your comment, Evelyn
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