Dalmatian Poems - Poems about Dalmatian

...Wretched emasculated celibate anchorite (any relationship between the following poem and living persons - namely the writer of these words ranks as purely coincidental and fictitious). neverth......

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...cathartic Cathy cautioned counted cucumbers distressing dungeon dragon’s delicate Dalmatian effective Evie enthusiastically explained efforts following five frolicking frisky French francs giving......

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...strawberry milk and blood dripping from mosquito bites i always loved summer until i grew up the heat makes me evil headaches split my head into tiny pieces ice cold water consuming m......

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...(To be sung to the tune of “Cruella DeVil” from Disney’s 101 Dalmatian) Angela DeVil, Angela DeVil. Often misunderstood As after a kill To see her is to think Of a devil from hell. Angela, An......

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...Standing in front of this enormous masterpiece, Seeing his life story as the layers release. I wasn’t warned to expect a wonder so rare. I guess I expected a melting clock here or there. Venu......

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... A lonely young girl, dreams each night for a doggy. A new furry friend to hold tight, a new friend to play with. Someone to love, someone to care for. One day her dream came true, he was pra......

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... This funny magician can make you a crawling snow white with big dark spots dalmatian His best magic turns louts into huge pots so quick His spell blows fart in slots smells ......

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...Raise your hand if you were surprised The day we met Dorthea in her beautiful high rise. She had turned into a Dalmatian which she always wanted to be. And she was rather beautiful, as she poured ......

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...and so there, this world with the trauma and troubles while out I saw upon the path blotches and spatters of lichen I know, right it was like walking on the back of a giant negative Dalma......

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...Dalmatian diva dressed deliberately for dinner Displaying delicate dainty polka dots, to try and look thinner Drinking deliriously delicious decaf, starring at a Doberman grinner Deciphering a des......

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...I stand on top of the big board chair looking at you muttering something privately to yourself over there. I couldn’t figure out what you were saying, I could only read the message on your lips r......

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...The Bichon Frise The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou That the crowd duly wowed has to coo ‘Til the dog starts to droop And its owner to scoop Some acutely embarrassing doo The ......

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...The store sign read “The Christmas House” so we walked right in, greeted by giant Mouse! Upon his head was a fluffy Santa Cap; truly he was quite a friendly chap. In the warm Foyer he took m......

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...Is that the dalmatian nanny, the one from TV? The other nannies all looked, it was as far as they could see. Surely not the famous one, the one who does the commercial. Not the dalmatian nanny na......

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...I've got 99 Dalmatians 99 problems But a b###h ain't 1 Are simply Black or White 99 shade's of grey Luckily I can't count to over a 100 Otherwise id have 101 Come from 8 miles aw......

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