Shaggy Dog Limericks Ii

The Bichon Frise The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou That the crowd duly wowed has to coo ‘Til the dog starts to droop And its owner to scoop Some acutely embarrassing doo The Border Collie It was not Albert Einstein who dared To think E = mc2 But rather a Border Who brought cosmic order One morning while out with his laird The Bulldog My Bulldog won’t frolic or fetch His face may cause others to kvetch But he’s gentle and sweet With the kids on the street And the ladies all think I’m a ketch The Cairn Terrier Cairns have been bred to hunt vermin Be it Spanish, Australian, or German Its body is wee Though as tough as a tree And as ruthless as General Sherman The Chihuahua and Great Dane Chihuahuas and Danes one surmises Are extremes when it comes to their sizes The one is so small It is nothing at all While the other is big and wins prizes The Chinese Crested I passed one of these down on Lincoln For a moment I thought I’d been drinkin’ He looked so bizarre That I stopped in a bar To keep my poor eyeballs from shrinkin’ The Collie To many a Collie means Lassie The wonderdog faithful and classy But on re-run TV (Or is it just me?) Do her eyes look a little bit glassy? The Corgi The Corgi is not one to hurry Much preferring a stroll to a flurry If you happen by chance To invite one to dance He’ll say, “Hey, I am not Arthur Murray!” The Dachshund The Dachshund’s a marvel on skis Little legs that stop short of its knees It can schuss like a pro Making furrows in snow (Though its privates are given to freeze) The Dalmatian Dalmatians are doomed to be stuck In the seat of a fireman’s truck When they’d much rather cruise In a Jag that’s chartreuse On a track that’s for testing your luck