Best Dalmatian Poems

I've got 99 Dalmatians

99 problems

But a b###h ain't 1

Are simply Black or White

99 shade's of grey

Luckily I can't count to over a 100

Otherwise id have 101

Come from 8 miles away

Wrong side of the tracks

No street cred

Get stage fright

Battle getting it up

Can only spit while flipping...

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Raise your hand if you were surprised
The day we met Dorthea in her beautiful high rise.
She had turned into a Dalmatian which she always wanted to be.
And she was rather beautiful, as she poured us English tea.

How did you do it? We asked, pretending to...

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