Crap Poems - Poems about Crap

The toxins in dried sewage paste Have left our farm land poison laced This waste on crops spread Won’t hurt if you’re dead And doesn’t affect the food taste Fertilizer’s best bargain brand Is dried solid sludge on farm land Now the food we eat Contains something sweet And our scientists want it banned...

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the more you spread, the more people will pay to get rid of the smell...

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I compose my poems like Wallace Stevens by walking the streets of my town. But unlike the esteemed Wallace Stevens, I don't have to memorize or write my poems down. I just turn on my cellphone's recorder, then slowly whisper my word into it. But instead of composing gems, like Wallace Stevens, I tend to produce just a drivel of shhhhh~it....

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Release the hounds Call out the guard Some simple fool Crapped in my yard Oh woe is me Oh heavy sigh Look at this poo Piled a mile high No words will help No song be sung Just tell me now Who flung the dung...

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Life is a crap shoot Roll dice, no guarantee Good to be lucky!...

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lodged in fragrant loo crap craves to be there for good... loathes flush inventor...

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where is that little bear, Burt? Everyone asked. finding him was deemed to be a cousins’ task we knew he was in the sunflower field probably taking a nap that’s when some of us got in trouble for saying “oh, crap!” the adults can swear, it seems all right when it is them But it better not be the kids...

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there is no mother nature ~ mere reality with her rolling pin spreading an infinite universe ~ with no instructions on a tin bring humanity into the mix ~ a strange ingredient comes in the spit of droll intelligence ~ from our salivating menippean ...

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My aunt Shay was creative, inventive and fun. She made dolls for us out of scraps of our clothes. It was terrific to see what she concocted and constructed. She could make things out of ribbons, yarn, bits of nothing. She was clever and playful, and the dolls reflected it. She had the personality and the childlike qualities of a...

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CRAP SHOOT Cap shoot may suit. No risk, no gain. Challenge and venture! Opportunity to capture. May you succeed not run in vain. Who cares for victory or defeat ! Make yourself sturdy and fit. Life offers you chances. ...

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He rolls the dice just for fun But then he goes on a run Forgot that he had played for fun But though that he had just won Until he was shown the butt of a gun...

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O.K. here is what happened. Went for dinner at neighborhood C.B. and ordered my usual.Waitress new to the game immediately brought our tea with our bread.Had the option of hot bread now or cold bread with food that followed about fifteen minutes later. Opted to eat it hot.Corn muffins yummy with BlackBerry jam and butter...

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CRAP MISSION : This is ANDERSON WALKINGSHOES.... VERSE 1: Well, all the signs I saw, Were stroke for us all. Expressing ourselves in accord, It's simple for me coming forth. Their fallacies knocking my door; Screaming my name based on plots. And I'm giving them no response, Though I've entertained them before. I didn't know their acts behind scene's were eyesore. Now between me and them,...

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You are the light From the small crack in the door. Illuminate your darkness. Feed the deprived With your good thoughts. You are the bearer of World Peace. Show the others how to be. Don't be offended. Don't get sucked in. You are the path They must walk. To punish, prod, or persecute Is playing the lower game while You are a star Shot across the sky. The...

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He had a master’s degree in English literature, to speak in an ostentatious style was his nature, the elegance excelled, that was what he’d ensure, an acumen he displayed for people to endure. When I met him for the first time he asked me, what did I do in my spare time I found free. I said, that was when I...

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