Crap Poems - Poems about Crap

... A Petrchan sonnet) The. Dems or ‘cons two sides of the same bit Vote I would never do. A waste of time I have better things to do‘on my dime Both parties suck ass and they stink like Sees......Read the rest...

...You Can't You Can't Fool All Of the People All of the Time. Oh, Crap! Did Somebody Already Say That? Duh. -Gray Squirrel 04-27-2024......Read the rest...

... Flackmoth chuckles when he hears chickens have neither teeth nor ears. Nothing strange about that, he said? “I’m nearly deaf now and in a few years I expect no tooth left in my head. Deaf ......Read the rest...

...I;m not buying what you sell Because I can already tell Everything you say to me Isn't truthful, can't you see The interest's no longer there You're talking but I don't hear Any words my ears a......Read the rest...

...You asked, how can I laugh and live And show no sign of fear to give? In anger's grip, I too shout real loud Yet, also in tears, I burst, my fears unbound. Why be so critical then, you ask To ......Read the rest...

...We used to go shopping, you and I. Dressing room privacy, Mom corner-facing Then turn, you turn, front and back, A view from every side. Ooos and ahs . . . So pretty, Mom’s pretty daughter. Wh......Read the rest...

...Speak to me now that you are not here tell me all the things I need to hear answer my questions calm my fears come to hug me tonight tell me that I'm dear... You made me feel ugly you made......Read the rest...

...These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on Jan...lol History recorded leaders in wars Great men and wome......Read the rest...

...So you’re an alien Well look at you! What the hell took you so long to get….. Stupid question! Don’t answer that I mean where on Earth did you come from, erm….. Another dumb question! Fo......Read the rest...

...You feel that tension deep within your soul, momento mori, you are on a clock, inside are many stories to be told, but within your mind they seem firmly locked. The energy to take them, make them......Read the rest...

...Hey dude what's up? Hope nothing is a crap. Scents make us tainted, But only one got painted. Clock, click and tick, Only her is shick. Music is the key, For moments with glee. Days passes ......Read the rest...

...Some guys just want you for sex And I can see that But I really think that would be doing you an injustice I want to know the real you And who knows, maybe a relationship Take it to a higher lev......Read the rest...

... ‘Hey stomach,’ says anus, ‘Would you cut the crap.’ “It’s not me,’ stomach says; ‘I won’t take the wrap. It’s what they’re eating, So blame teeth and mouth. I’m innocent,’ says stomach, ‘F......Read the rest...

...Bedsit Sit beside your bed And wallow there please The world doesn't want to see you today Even you don't want to see you today Oh god why does everything hurt And why do I feel so crap......Read the rest...

...Never underestimate How the way you instigate Trouble every single day It is making blue skies grey For everybody that you meet There's a cloud over the street That you're always walking down ......Read the rest...