Best Crap Poems
Below are the all-time best Crap poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of crap poems written by PoetrySoup members
Love - An Explosive Rant
she was all like - there's something i have to tell you
but before she gets to say it
his ex wife shows up
he's all like -...
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Categories:
crap, love,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
A Soup Bowl Full of ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, when all thru the Soup bowl,
Not a poet was writing, not even the musing mole.
All their pens were hung by...
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Categories:
crap, christmas, family, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
crap, death, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Trim Trimmer Chicken Dinner WinnerI don’t know tic tac toe
so I rhyme this with flow,
showing Nick Nac knows
how to serve the perfect dose.
Measuring the rhymes
like I’m pleasuring the...
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Categories:
crap, character, confidence, cool, freedom,
Form:
Rhyme
Redneck SantaT'were the night after Christmas, 'n' the house was all dark.
Not much money for 'lectric in the ol' trailer park.
Ma waitin' tables at the club...
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Categories:
crap, christmas, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
crap, society, war,
Form:
Ballad
A Mountain From a PileHow far do the ripples spread, when eventually we die
Probably stay in the locality, level off, no major outcry
But let’s say we’re famous, suffering...
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Categories:
crap, allusion, corruption, prejudice, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
By Then We'll Be DeadWhispers and intrigue
and things that shan’t be said,
not uttered or stuttered--
minds shuttered instead.
You cannot, you shall not,
believe your own eyes.
You must put your trust...
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Categories:
crap, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
Genie In a Gin BottleHer lips caress another cigarette
A fading belle looking for love
The smoke veils a creature of habit
Chasing a young girls dream
But this Genie found the palace...
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Categories:
crap, love, sad,
Form:
Free verse
Falling
You’ve got me hanging,
On every word you say.
I just keep praying,
That you feel the same way.
I hope this isn’t a trap,
That would be crap.
You seem...
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Categories:
crap, girlfriend-boyfriend, love, me, me,
Form:
I do not know?
Woodstock~Woody Wood From the Hood~
Deep, inside yourself, you walk a sour way of life,
Carving my name, on every tree with a hunting knife
You log in,...
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Categories:
crap, abuse, animal, bird, character,
Form:
Alliteration
The Pedicure VirginI don't know what came over me that day - an instant of weakness after years of resistance, I suppose.
My beaming spouse leads me, a...
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Categories:
crap, humor,
Form:
Prose
Princess Needs a New CarPrincess just wants a new car.
I have told her that hers will go far.
'Oh, it's really not cool
driving this crap to school.'
'Do I need that...
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Categories:
crap, angst, daughter, family, funny,
Form:
Limerick
All ChangeThis year I turned the big ‘5-0’
And my body is acting strange
So I went to see the doctor who said
Not to worry, as I was...
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Categories:
crap, funny, health, life
Form:
Light Verse
Elicit Illicit Lucid Dreams -Contains Nudity-~JSLambert does not (currently:) use, or encourage hallucinogenic drug use.
Telepathic psilocybin prescription erasing elastic depression. Competition
wanes, just when nocturnal emission...
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Categories:
crap, allegory, allusion, appreciation, beauty,
Form:
Carpe Diem