Short Crap Poems
Short Crap Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Crap by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Crap by length and keyword.
Once I thought
the 'Generation Gap'
was a pile of crap
Yet today
I think it's here
to stay...
in the oldt days there
be no daze
with respect...
crap written on out-house
walls under a
wide tree
stan sand
Gangster rap?
Stop crap!
Take a nap?
Jaws flap
Don't fling garbage in brain
Thinking of junk - what is gain?
Form:
Skully cap
And full
Of crap
But he’s my friend
And I love him
Maybe someday
He’ll have money
But who knows
When it’ll be
Crap, I forgot to sleep,
Yet again failed by counted sheep.
Now my eyes are bloody, red and dry,
And everyone thinks I'm high.
Both groups jest across the desk
Rows of tight posteriors
Drool in unification
Till the crap appears.
© Harry J Horsman 2011
A beautiful bird was soaring up high
and as I watched it adrift in the open sky
that good for nothing bird took a crap in my eye.
I scream
It seems
He stares
I blare
Silk strands
How grand
Great web
Low ebb
I stood
Not good
Fly trap
Oh crap
Poor chap
Entrap
The Minister was so boring
The congregation was snoring
A thunderclap
Released their crap
Until "pew" described the flooring
R. Kelly did meet Lucy Furr
But - dang it all - she did not purr!
He sang, "Bum Rap"
But that was crap
Because his peers would not concur
I wish I could bake
I like to eat cake
But my culinary skills are crap
I go to a wake
Make some handshakes
Then leave with a sponge in my bag
Take Take Take
Taking a Crap
Is More Important
Than Taking Your Blood Pressure.
Now I'm Just
Taking a Piss.
-Gray Squirrel
05-15-2025
Their Valentine dinner was bad
When the waitress made them mad
She dropped food in their lap
It tasted like crap
So, their Valentine’s day was sad
Today is World Mental Health Day
She's driving US nuts by the way!
She can't beat this rap
She MUST take our crap
And make weather for us to play!
A student at Turdbois Uni
Is studying Scatology
Sue must write a thesis
On impacted faeces
She admits it’s a crap degree!
The young man though it was a sin
When shooting crap across the bend
So, he swallowed the dice
Paid a healthy price
Stomach dice was his only friend
You Can't
You Can't
Fool All
Of the People
All of the
Time.
Oh, Crap!
Did Somebody
Already
Say That?
Duh.
-Gray Squirrel
04-27-2024
“The two sides sit
around the square table;
like the cheeks of one’s ar*e
together only, till the
crap starts to appear!”
© Harry J Horsman 1997
OH NO!!!!
I'm going to be late
The alarm was set to 9:08
OH crap! OH......hey!
Its only seven after eight
OH joy! this is great
Now I'm fully awake!
When a know-it-all paints the wall
With your silhouette in excrement...
Do not engage the louse,
For a fly does not enter a closed mouth.
8/15/2019
It was a first rate Finnish firetrap
Anyone who stayed was a big sap
I would have to be dead
To lie in that bed
Place not safe enough to take a quick crap
Cough medicine? (CRAP...No re-fill!)
See a doctor? (DARNED if I will!)
I'm achin' to the toes
(Got a code in my doze)
Where the HECK did I hide the Ny-Quil?
There was a man named Hickenlooper.
Who invented a dog poop scooper.
Something went awry
Flinging contents into the sky
And stinking the town into a stupor.
I know a woman
Whose name is Jeff
Her last names forman
And she is deaf
It's not her real name
Only for pretend
Not close to the same
She left in the end
Demon smacked me awake with a slap.
Sting on my cheek made me yell “Crap!”
Demon laughed ‘til he fell off the bed.
I laughed too when I saw he was dead.