Corny Poems - Poems about Corny

...I went into the garden on one sunny, lovely day When I was attacked by vegetables in a most aggressive way Every time I turnipped around it seemed that I got beet It kept me on my tomatoes but bar......Read the rest...

... I've heard that cantaloupes can't elope It's against their moral code And rhubarbs are NOT allowed to argue Lettuce entertain you I've heard that people sometimes turnip and pea Not ......Read the rest...

... Take your corny line and throw it out then think real hard what it’s about. I’ve never liked you or I’d invite you. You’re creepy when you sneak about.......Read the rest...

... Order in court, you're charged fallible, Held in contempt for rhymes impassable. Corny pick-up lines I applaud, Infringing copyrights is fraud! That is why we are not c......Read the rest...

...I am the dandelion girl with painted friendly face Who challenges young world in a relay race I am running like red towards the sun With jokes so funny despite yellow corny pun I am a milky smi......Read the rest...

...When air no longer flows in my lung And the last of my life song is sung Look for me in every heart beat Of your childrens kids in everything See me in a strangers sunny smile Know I would wan......Read the rest...

...Corny, the scarecrow, Was a fun and playful soul, Stuffed with corn shucks, And anchored to a long pole. Corny, the scarecrow, Is a creepy, daunting sort, Made of last year’s crops, Bathed i......Read the rest...

...Legacy accompanied with inadequacy DESPAIR RING uninvited GUESTS linkedin as the themes of mein kampf. Despite countless factorial permutations & combinations, this cyber surfer avails left and......Read the rest...

...We’re playing the long game. We share things, we’re lovers, we slip in and out of each other’s lives like jackets hanging on the back of a door. Relationships are like instruments, they must b......Read the rest...

...Even if some rare corningware may be hypothetically worth a LOT what ordinary person would buy it, cook with it, or let it get hot??......Read the rest...

...Loves me, Loves me not? Loves me, Loves me not? Plucking petals is biased, as most flowers have 5 petals! Counting the fingers and toes of a poet, is ever so biased as well! My dear, do you pluc......Read the rest...

...I had a very humorous poem, Authentic, original, and with hilarious contents, I even had to change my gender and pretend to be woman, Mostly women liked the poem, and recommended as super hit in a......Read the rest...

...“You’ve been married for 35 years!” a young couple asked an old couple on their anniversary. “That’s amazing…That’s so great!” “After 35 years together…how will you celebrate?” Then this old c......Read the rest...

...Self help addict needles unsuspecting reader Expounded late today April 27th, 2023 since being written countless years ago maybe a baker's dozen as thee doodling cock doth crow scouting abo......Read the rest...

...All were ready for the journey, With us a funny attorney! Each time he spoke dropped the funny Like comedians out for money. "No beauty is spared the horny" "Life of knotted ties less thorny, W......Read the rest...