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Corny Poems - Poems about Corny

Are My Poems Somewhat Corny?
I speak in parables and occasionally tell lies, Holy scriptures housing flames as rolling papers, Spent a few nights eating nothing but salt from shakers. Used to pray for the light but now disrespect favours, Pay off my therapist when I need a compliment on my behaviour. Yeah, Sugar crystal bites and a diet of capers, When...

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Categories: corny, absence, abuse,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Corny, Hairy and Schmo
Three funny guys, Curly, Larry, and Mo Slapstick comedians, you all must know But there are three circus clowns Who create mayhem and frowns The crowd calls them Corny, Hairy and Schmo Corny thinks he's the wily ring leader Acting as if he's a Walmart greeter Talking like he's really cool But people laughed at the fool Gobbled by the lion called 'Man Eater' Hairy...

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Categories: corny, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Corny, the Scarecrow
Corny, the scarecrow, Was a fun and playful soul, Stuffed with corn shucks, And anchored to a long pole. Corny, the scarecrow, Is a creepy, daunting sort, Made of last year’s crops, Bathed in morning’s dewdrops, He’s never had an escort. There must have been some wonderful In those overhauls he’s wearing, Because when he put them on his form, No other scarecrow was worth comparing. Oh, Corny,...

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Categories: corny, bird, childhood, christmas, holiday,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Corny Complaint
Even if some rare corningware may be hypothetically worth a LOT what ordinary person would buy it, cook with it, or let it get hot??...

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Categories: corny, conflict, food, how i
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Corny Valentine
corny valentine, you are my favorite said hawk. lend me an ear, honey, but do not stalk shuck on down to Iowegian town give me a wave, a smile, not a frown corny valentine, you are so neat with your rounded kernels, ever so sweet....

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Categories: corny, valentines day,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Lets Go See Corny Boy
Let’s go to Mitchell she suggested to me. I rolled my eyes; we had just had tea. I know what you’re after, you’re not fooling me. She is in love with Happy Corn, I could plainly see. He is adorable! She told me. And always full of joy. He is a great dancer, an all-American boy! I could see through her...

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Categories: corny, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Sentimentality
There is hope beyond the words Spoken by hearts, afraid and lost In the silent thoughts, the darkness Where doubts cast clouds, shadows Across the sun’s reflections, prayers For sweetest faith restored, the open door To light that silences the turbulence Of a past filled with grief and regret Shame that sucks out all the wealth Wisdom alive beyond the guilt, the distress A life...

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Categories: corny, conflict, satire,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Corny
It's becoming a fete, To put my shoo's on Oh deer, I need a horn....

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Categories: corny, 10th grade,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Really Quite Corny
Peter Pumpkin recently got squashed That was really quite corny, oh my gosh Got veggies on the brain From corn I'll refrain D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...

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Categories: corny, crazy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Really Quite Corny
Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed That was really quite corny, oh my gosh Got veggies on the brain From corn, I'll refrain D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...

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Categories: corny, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Corny, Perhaps, But Good Advice
You have just one mouth but two ears. Talk less; listen more. July 5, 2019, entered in Maureen McGreavy's Magicicada Poetry Contest...

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Categories: corny, wisdom,
Form: Carpe Diem
Kitschy, Corny Curios
seashell necklace, sand dollar candy dish souvenirs bring the beach home kitschy, yet nostalgic a kimo written March 31, 2017...

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Categories: corny, beach, sea,
Form: Kimo
Premium Member Really Quite Corny
Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed That was really quite corny, oh my gosh Got veggies on the brain From corn I'll refrain D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...

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Categories: corny, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Really Quite Corny
Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed That was really quite corny, oh my gosh Got veggies on the brain From corn I'll refrain D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...

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Categories: corny, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Really Quite Corny
Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed That was really quite corny, oh my gosh Got veggies on the brain From corn I'll refrain D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...

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Categories: corny, humor,
Form: Limerick

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