Best Corny Poems

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The Biggest, Exclamatory Interjection, Used In The Ocean
The Phrase That Holds Many A Gigantic Wave's Commotion


It's Often Spoken In:   Hurricanes, Monsoons or Tsunamis
But Its Not:   Oh My!  Look Out!  or ...

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A farmer owned a farm in Iowa.
In vain, he toiled and labored every day.
He'd pick his corn and shuck it,
And pour it into buckets;
Then crows would steal the corn and fly away....

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He packed up all his poetry, even changed his name 
It'll never be as good as the name that brought him fame.
but he's here still giving updates by some guy named Sean
a dude we never heard of but heavily rely upon!

True he's never let us...

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seashell necklace, sand dollar candy dish
souvenirs bring the beach home 
kitschy, yet nostalgic

a kimo written March 31, 2017...

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Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed
That was really quite corny, oh my gosh
Got veggies on the brain
From corn I'll refrain
D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Hailey was so much impressed by Saint John that thinking of him was an eager excitement. She talked with him always stirred, becoming twice the lady she was, with the hand missing glasses and whenever close to him feeling idyllically calm and peaceful. No-stress. Yes,...

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Even if some rare corningware may be hypothetically worth a LOT
what ordinary person would buy it, cook with it, or let it get hot??...

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Maracas off beat 
Warm aroma of butter
Drums bouncing down stairs

By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX...

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Your words delight me
Your smile free's me
Your love embraces my hurting heart 
Your witt and your way brightens my day
Oh how I love you Corny Man
Your flow so crazy and ignorant at times
But how I feel in love with your careless rhymes 
Keep that Corny...

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Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed
That was really quite corny, oh my gosh
Got veggies on the brain
From corn I'll refrain
D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...

Continue reading...

Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed
That was really quite corny, oh my gosh
Got veggies on the brain
From corn I'll refrain
D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...

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Corny, the scarecrow,
Was a fun and playful soul,
Stuffed with corn shucks,
And anchored to a long pole.

Corny, the scarecrow,
Is a creepy, daunting sort,
Made of last year’s crops,
Bathed in morning’s dewdrops,
He’s never had an escort.

There must have been some wonderful
In those overhauls he’s wearing,
Because when he put...

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At first,i wasnt sure.
But now its all clear
Your the one that i want,even past a whole year
You make me smile for no reason
As if i could stay mad
I knoh that we fight, but its Never that bad.
A four letter word,use to be soo unheard.
Like never...

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Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed
That was really quite corny, oh my gosh
Got veggies on the brain
From corn I'll refrain
D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...

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There is hope beyond the words
Spoken by hearts, afraid and lost
In the silent thoughts, the darkness
Where doubts cast clouds, shadows
Across the sun’s reflections, prayers
For sweetest faith restored, the open door
To light that silences the turbulence
Of a past filled with grief and regret
Shame that sucks out...

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