Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Really Quite Corny

Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed
That was really quite corny, oh my gosh
Got veggies on the brain
From corn I'll refrain
D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough

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Tim Smith October 20, 2016 at 11:57 AM I heard the cough from over here...when the dip all disappeared...talk was small...about the fall...at 12 a pumpkin just appeared Jack Ellison October 21, 2016 at 8:32 AM A moment of silence please, for the artichoke!

Lim'Rik Flats October 20, 2016 at 7:20 AM The doc said "Turn your head when you cough"//"Or else I'll rip them off"//(at my army physical)//(he being inquisical)//about things pretty near to my trough. MORE COFFEE!!! Jack Ellison October 21, 2016 at 8:31 AM So this limericky thingy seems to be getting out of hand!!! lol "lim'rik flats"???????????? lol

Luke Irwin October 20, 2016 at 7:01 AM This steady diet of veggies helps keep my chuckles regular. Many thanks. Jack Ellison October 21, 2016 at 8:28 AM Thanks Luke, for dropping by my friend! Have had a salad a day for the last ten years or so... no word of a lie! YEE HAW!!!