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Really Quite Corny

Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed That was really quite corny, oh my gosh Got veggies on the brain From corn I'll refrain D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough

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Tim Smith

Date: 10/20/2016 11:57:00 AM

I heard the cough from over here...when the dip all disappeared...talk was small...about the fall...at 12 a pumpkin just appeared

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/21/2016 8:32:00 AM

A moment of silence please, for the artichoke!

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/20/2016 7:20:00 AM

The doc said "Turn your head when you cough"//"Or else I'll rip them off"//(at my army physical)//(he being inquisical)//about things pretty near to my trough. MORE COFFEE!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/21/2016 8:31:00 AM

So this limericky thingy seems to be getting out of hand!!! lol "lim'rik flats"???????????? lol

Luke Irwin

Date: 10/20/2016 7:01:00 AM

This steady diet of veggies helps keep my chuckles regular. Many thanks.

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/21/2016 8:28:00 AM

Thanks Luke, for dropping by my friend! Have had a salad a day for the last ten years or so... no word of a lie! YEE HAW!!!