Short Corny Poems
Short Corny Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Corny by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Corny by length and keyword.
New Employee
new guy employee
schmaltzy sappy corny too
I am not fooled...
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Categories:
corny, work,
Form:
Senryu
Corny
It's becoming a fete,
To put my shoo's on
Oh deer, I need a horn....
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Categories:
corny, 10th grade,
Form:
Narrative
Corny Rhythms
Maracas off beat
Warm aroma of butter
Drums bouncing down stairs
By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX...
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Categories:
corny, food
Form:
Haiku
Fast Train Through Corn Country
You
In the middle
Of a one track mind
You
For whom
This train is waiting
Me
So corny
My ears are sprouting silk...
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Categories:
corny, funny love,
Form:
Light Verse
If (A Corny Valentine - Tanka)
you are Salome
I am your love-enslaved
need you ask my dear?
nay! ask thee not for my head
I give you my heart instead...
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Categories:
corny,
Form:
I do not know?
Kitschy, Corny Curios
seashell necklace, sand dollar candy dish
souvenirs bring the beach home
kitschy, yet nostalgic
a kimo written March 31, 2017...
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Categories:
corny, beach, sea,
Form:
Kimo
Corny Complaint
Even if some rare corningware may be hypothetically worth a LOT
what ordinary person would buy it, cook with it, or let it get hot??...
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Categories:
corny, conflict, food, how i feel, internet, money,
Form:
Couplet
Corny, Perhaps, But Good Advice
You have just one mouth
but two ears.
Talk less; listen more.
July 5, 2019, entered in Maureen McGreavy's Magicicada Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
corny, wisdom,
Form:
Carpe Diem
Creep
Take your corny line and throw it out
then think real hard what it’s about.
I’ve never liked you
or I’d invite you.
You’re creepy when you sneak about....
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Categories:
corny, funny, giggle, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Rudolph
Rudolph cracked a corny joke
He laugh and laugh until he got choke
He fell to the ground slow
And was covered with snow
It seems poor Rudolph had been yoke...
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Categories:
corny, christmas, fun, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Men Morning Tease
Like seriously I wish every morning
Doesn't fake men naturally horny
For every sure dawn's smile
Should adore its own style
Setting their pricks' structures really corny...
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Categories:
corny, 1st grade, art, boy, crazy, funny, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
A Corny Limerick
A farmer owned a farm in Iowa.
In vain, he toiled and labored every day.
He'd pick his corn and shuck it,
And pour it into buckets;
Then crows would steal the corn and fly away....
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Categories:
corny, animals, children, funny, on work and working,
Form:
Limerick
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
She feigned deafness hearing Hoke's corny jokes,
often why the chicken crossed the road,
Hoke yelled louder,
broke sound barrier,
Miss Daisy at the end of her rope.
11-9-16...
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Categories:
corny, car, humor, repetition,
Form:
Limerick
This Sounds Corny { Tanka}
bounty of the earth
come ye thankful people come
for it is autumn
and the leaves are coming down
run run sweet John Barley Corn
Entry To
Kristin Reynolds
Autumn Tanka Contest...
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Categories:
corny, adventure, childhood, education, family, children, history, imagination,
Form:
Tanka
No Sense of Humor
Above her pretty head, swirled this dread rumor
She'd absolutely no sense of humor ~
Why? No one understood
She found jokes dull as wood ~
Seems her dad was this corny old boomer...
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Categories:
corny, father daughter, giggle, humor, old,
Form:
Limerick
Really Quite Corny
Peter Pumpkin recently got squashed
That was really quite corny, oh my gosh
Got veggies on the brain
From corn I'll refrain
D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...
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Categories:
corny, crazy,
Form:
Limerick
Really Quite Corny
Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed
That was really quite corny, oh my gosh
Got veggies on the brain
From corn I'll refrain
D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...
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Categories:
corny, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Really Quite Corny
Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed
That was really quite corny, oh my gosh
Got veggies on the brain
From corn I'll refrain
D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...
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Categories:
corny, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Really Quite Corny
Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed
That was really quite corny, oh my gosh
Got veggies on the brain
From corn I'll refrain
D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...
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Categories:
corny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Really Quite Corny
Peter Pumpkin Eater recently got squashed
That was really quite corny, oh my gosh
Got veggies on the brain
From corn, I'll refrain
D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...
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Categories:
corny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Ditty
Busy Lizzie
In a Tizzy
Lazy Daisy
Friend of Maisie
Maisie's Corny
Thora's Thorny
Candy's Sweet
Robin's Tweet
Bridie's Married
Tara Tarried
Connie's Cosy
Rosie's Nosy
Pansy's Pretty
End of Ditty...
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Categories:
corny, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Symbols
Call me a fool or
call me corny.
But i want a rare black rose
to symbolize our rare relationship.
I want a mood ring that's always blue
to show how much I love you.
So call me corny or call me a fool....
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Categories:
corny, loveme, me,
Form:
I do not know?
Limerick Syllable and Meter
Limericks are no fun counting syllable or meter
Although it may seem to look rather neater
I have people in fits
Writing with one hand on my bits
Long as the punch line is corny makes it sweeter
© 2000...
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Categories:
corny, funny
Form:
Limerick
Pop Corn
buttered politics
a corny catastrophe
add salt to the wound
11.21.2019
All about the environment.
Premiere Poetry Contest Sponsored by Richard Lamoureux
3rd Place...
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Categories:
corny, environment, political,
Form:
Senryu
Not Compatible
Order in court, you're charged fallible,
Held in contempt for rhymes impassable.
Corny pick-up lines I applaud,
Infringing copyrights is fraud!
That is why we are not compatible.
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Categories:
corny, humor,
Form:
Limerick