Kids Clerihew Poems

Dutch Rachel Ruysch tableau
a painter with 10 kids or so
So prodigious *over six decades
royal commission she obeyed


*https://www.wikiart.org/en/rachel-ruysch...

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Carol Brady 
was a real cool lady
that included the likes
of three kids from Mike

Alice the maid
I’m sure she  prayed
for a few days off
when those...

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Laura Ingles Wilder 
Her prose were milder
Than poetry or verse
Intended to coearce

Louisa May Alcott
Wrote tales I bought
About women and boys
With hearts sure to poise

Miss Nancy...

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In the chimney Santa got stuck
Sorry kids you’re out of luck
Guess you’re going to have to wait
Till Santa is thin and loses some weight

Jan Allison
4th...

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Billy Joel's stories were top notch
Always enjoyed his music very much
He claimed only the good die young
So what have you been up to my old...

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W C Fields loved his booze

   And was known to be a recluse

      He despised women, kids and...

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The lure of Angelina Jolie
Turns single Brad into an instant daddy
Raising brood in and out of jet flights
Their kids can’t figure mornings from nights



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PD’s Battle...

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'Tis said that William Claude Dukenfield was fond of his rum.

   A healthy nip morning, noon and night was his rule of thumb!

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Real Life Shoe Fable

Old Woman with too many kids
Lives in ancient shoe
Kicks out the heel
And puts in a pool!...

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