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Santa Claus Clerihew 2

In the chimney Santa got stuck
Sorry kids you’re out of luck
Guess you’re going to have to wait
Till Santa is thin and loses some weight

Jan Allison
4th December 2014
Not for Contest

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James Fraser Date: 12/5/2014 12:26:00 PM Aw, in a way we can't say Santa is greedy, as he was trying to bring presents to the kiddies. Still made me chuckle all the same, James xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 12:29:00 PM my santa claus poem is the one I've submitted for the contest - this is purely for fun:-) Hugs jan xxx

Sara Kendrick Date: 12/5/2014 11:56:00 AM I guess Santa is in position to lose some weight if no one hoist down food except Mrs. Claus who will give him only good food..Ha!!Ha!!..Thanks for stopping by..Sara Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 12:00:00 PM thanks for dropping by sara:-) Hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 12/5/2014 11:17:00 AM Your delightful poem left me with a broad smile, dear Jan, fact that proves I am neither a kid nor... thin! Ho-Ho-Ho! Hugs! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 11:21:00 AM lol thanks Demetrios:-) Hugs jan xx

Cherl Dunn Date: 12/5/2014 10:32:00 AM Poor old saint Nick, he just ate to many cookies and drank to many glasses of milk, lol cheri Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 10:55:00 AM thanks Cheryl:-) Hugs jan

Wayne Riley Date: 12/5/2014 9:51:00 AM All I can say is...ho ho ho!!!!!! Brill, Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 10:30:00 AM thanks Wayne:-) Hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser Date: 12/5/2014 1:43:00 AM You made me explode with laughter and spit my tea. That's a great one! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 1:45:00 AM LOL ML I hope you have a tissue to clean your computer screen - and this isn't even the one I entered for the contest! hugs jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 12/5/2014 12:58:00 AM Wow thats a brilliant one Jan! Why not put in contest? Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 1:02:00 AM I put the first one I wrote in the contest I am still working on 2 more so may change my mind:-) Hugs jan x

Robert Johnson Date: 12/4/2014 10:26:00 PM Tis the season for a little joy. Too bad those kiddie's have to wait for their toy. Enjoyed this funny little write Jan. Happy Holidays. Peace. :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 1:01:00 AM Thanks Robert:-) Hugs Jan x

Brenda Meier-Hans Date: 12/4/2014 8:15:00 PM Well if nobody shoots cookies up the chimney it might not take to long. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 1:01:00 AM LOL Thanks Brenda:-) Hugs Jan x

Frederic Parker Date: 12/4/2014 7:34:00 PM left a smile on my face, well done Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 1:00:00 AM Thanks Frederic:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 12/4/2014 5:04:00 PM Santa was bound to run out of luck one of these days! Very good and most enjoyable. Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/4/2014 5:07:00 PM Thanks Paul:-) Hugs Jan - did you get my reply to your mail? Hugs jan x

Nette Onclaud Date: 12/4/2014 12:02:00 PM ohh my, a funny and delightful work, jan.. santa needs an overhaul; wonderful!,, huggs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/4/2014 4:41:00 PM Thanks so much Nette:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 12/4/2014 10:49:00 AM The first one made me laugh more, but they are both good! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/4/2014 4:40:00 PM Thanks Maurice - I have written 2 more I NEED to laugh! Hugs jan xxx

Casarah Nance Date: 12/4/2014 10:35:00 AM HAHAHA that is friggin' funny!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/4/2014 4:38:00 PM Thanks Cas:-) Hugs Jan xx

Hija De La Luna Date: 12/4/2014 10:31:00 AM ahahaha!! love it, Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/4/2014 4:38:00 PM Thanks Hija:-) Hugs jan x

Joseph May Date: 12/4/2014 9:48:00 AM haha... Very nicely done Jan. .best wishes Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/4/2014 9:56:00 AM Thanks Joseph - am in need a bit of light hearted humour:-) Hugs Jan x