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Santa Claus Clerihew 2

In the chimney Santa got stuck Sorry kids you’re out of luck Guess you’re going to have to wait Till Santa is thin and loses some weight Jan Allison 4th December 2014 Not for Contest

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James Fraser

Date: 12/5/2014 12:26:00 PM

Aw, in a way we can't say Santa is greedy, as he was trying to bring presents to the kiddies. Still made me chuckle all the same, James xx

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2014 12:29:00 PM

my santa claus poem is the one I've submitted for the contest - this is purely for fun:-) Hugs jan xxx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/5/2014 11:56:00 AM

I guess Santa is in position to lose some weight if no one hoist down food except Mrs. Claus who will give him only good food..Ha!!Ha!!..Thanks for stopping by..Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2014 12:00:00 PM

thanks for dropping by sara:-) Hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 12/5/2014 11:17:00 AM

Your delightful poem left me with a broad smile, dear Jan, fact that proves I am neither a kid nor... thin! Ho-Ho-Ho! Hugs!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2014 11:21:00 AM

lol thanks Demetrios:-) Hugs jan xx

Cherl Dunn

Date: 12/5/2014 10:32:00 AM

Poor old saint Nick, he just ate to many cookies and drank to many glasses of milk, lol cheri

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2014 10:55:00 AM

thanks Cheryl:-) Hugs jan

Wayne Riley

Date: 12/5/2014 9:51:00 AM

All I can say is...ho ho ho!!!!!! Brill, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2014 10:30:00 AM

thanks Wayne:-) Hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 12/5/2014 1:43:00 AM

You made me explode with laughter and spit my tea. That's a great one!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2014 1:45:00 AM

LOL ML I hope you have a tissue to clean your computer screen - and this isn't even the one I entered for the contest! hugs jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 12/5/2014 12:58:00 AM

Wow thats a brilliant one Jan! Why not put in contest?

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2014 1:02:00 AM

I put the first one I wrote in the contest I am still working on 2 more so may change my mind:-) Hugs jan x

Robert Johnson

Date: 12/4/2014 10:26:00 PM

Tis the season for a little joy. Too bad those kiddie's have to wait for their toy. Enjoyed this funny little write Jan. Happy Holidays. Peace. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2014 1:01:00 AM

Thanks Robert:-) Hugs Jan x

Brenda Meier-Hans

Date: 12/4/2014 8:15:00 PM

Well if nobody shoots cookies up the chimney it might not take to long.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2014 1:01:00 AM

LOL Thanks Brenda:-) Hugs Jan x

Frederic Parker

Date: 12/4/2014 7:34:00 PM

left a smile on my face, well done

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2014 1:00:00 AM

Thanks Frederic:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 12/4/2014 5:04:00 PM

Santa was bound to run out of luck one of these days! Very good and most enjoyable. Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2014 5:07:00 PM

Thanks Paul:-) Hugs Jan - did you get my reply to your mail? Hugs jan x

Nette Onclaud

Date: 12/4/2014 12:02:00 PM

ohh my, a funny and delightful work, jan.. santa needs an overhaul; wonderful!,, huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2014 4:41:00 PM

Thanks so much Nette:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 12/4/2014 10:49:00 AM

The first one made me laugh more, but they are both good!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2014 4:40:00 PM

Thanks Maurice - I have written 2 more I NEED to laugh! Hugs jan xxx

Casarah Nance

Date: 12/4/2014 10:35:00 AM

HAHAHA that is friggin' funny!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2014 4:38:00 PM

Thanks Cas:-) Hugs Jan xx

Hija De La Luna

Date: 12/4/2014 10:31:00 AM

ahahaha!! love it, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2014 4:38:00 PM

Thanks Hija:-) Hugs jan x

Joseph May

Date: 12/4/2014 9:48:00 AM

haha... Very nicely done Jan. .best wishes

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2014 9:56:00 AM

Thanks Joseph - am in need a bit of light hearted humour:-) Hugs Jan x